I Don't Wanna Have To Pay For This - A Runescape "Lonely No More" Parody

My display name is now Paranite.

Woot! The third cape video is here--Thieving! The song this time: Lonely No More by Rob Thomas. Excuse the crappiness of the sound quality please... My mic started acting all gay and staticky, and there was nothing I could do about it :(

Lyrics:
Now it seems to me
That I don't know what to steal
'Cause everything here sucks.
I need to find something new.
I just need to find something that gives more exp
Ooh! A pyramid!
This will work out nicely. ;)

[Chorus:]
I don't wanna be a noob thief no more
I don't wanna have to pay for this
And if you believe that you can catch me,
Then you'll be another victim of my fist

I don't wanna keep failing no more
It's more annoying than this damn frog kiss
There's only one way to solve this and that's to whore
I don't wanna be a noob thief anymore.

Whao-oh whao-oh whao-oh whoawhoawhoa
Whao-oh whao-oh whao-oh whoawhoawhoa

I can steal from you; my mad skills just have no end
Break into your house, and I'll do your girlfriend
I can rob this bank, if I act like a skank;
By poledancing over the gate I'm in
Grab the stuff, poledance back, deadly as a heart attack,
I am a ninja!

[Chorus]

What if I could steal a cow? What if the cow could steal me? O.o
What if I could do crazy shit like breakdance or climb a tree?
What if I could move like ice?--slippery and tricky as can be
What if I could go steal a horse and get rich off its astray course?

[Chorus:]
I don't wanna be a noob thief no more
I don't wanna have to pay for this
And after those three weeks during which I've whored
I got 'nother max stat to cross off my list

I don't wanna keep failing no more
It's more annoying than this damn frog kiss
And you know what; after this fail I will no more
'Cause I'm finally a master thief for sure.

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[lion3hasbeenkill]

how you do that ninja walk someguys says its a glitch is it a glith or not??

[ACher91]

@lion3hasbeenkill

It's a glitch that was removed way the hell long ago >_>

[mecomax]

the turkey who sayes smd at the end is me ;D why dont i get credit for being in the vid =_=? btw nice vid dude.

[ACher91]

..I had no idea who that was, lol that was footage from several months ago for a completely unrelated thing. But hey, you actually came here and saw it O_o Lolz, what a coincidence :P

[dancingbanana105]

Infinite Runescape Musical Award.

[keetuee]

you are the best

[ProTunafish]

lmfao this vid had its moments but its annoying for the most part

[sajumon1996]

whats the actual songs name.

[lion3hasbeenkill]

man you awesome 99 agility and 99 thief is perfect :D

[p00rstr94]

what should i say....???

STILL AWESOME? nahh.. FOREVER AWESOME ;P