Cheese Rap [The Next Cheese-i-sode]

With Andy http://www.youtube.com/byronimo1
Our Middle Class Rap http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l91c5FQ1xSc

Got the homies round for a gangsta party
Had the starter, sorbet, hors d'oeuvre and entree
Had the fish course, salad course, please believe
That dinner ain't through till we've had our effing cheese
Cheese is amazing - just face it
Pass me a cracker, my cracker - that's racist
Monterey jack, that's my number one vice
Add some spicy mango chutney to make it extra nice
Making cheddar everyday hand over fist,
Not talking bout money, talking bout this
Representing homies from the dairy hood
Wensleydale, gorgonzola, smoked applewood
Need cheese for your meal, I'm your fella
Hard as parmesan, you're softer than mozzarella
Here to teach you bout the cheese making process
We didn't volunteer, the cheese god chose us.
Damp wrapping, polishing, humidity control
Don't stop me now, i'm on a mothercheesing roll
Some say French cheese is the best
But Ive got "made in Wisconsin" tatted on my chest
While I sip on this hundred year old tawny port
Inherited this mother...it just can't be bought
Port Salut, celery, poppy seed crackers
Dont like cheese, whhaat? Lick my knackers.
We love our cheese like our women, extra mature
We love cheese so much we'll eat it off the floor
We're gangsta gourmets - put holes in you like a Swiss cheese
Andy, would you like a little edam? Yes please!
Eat some more even if you don't want a bit
Don't be obstinate, even if you're lactose intolerant
I like to relax in my comfy chair
With a Cornish wafer and some mild camembert
What's a cream cheese? As the name suggests
It's a cheese made from cream - and it's the best
You can make cheese from the milk of any animal
Cow, sheep, even dog is pretty passable
Goat is fashionable, buffalo is valuable
But I like human cheese cos I'm a cannibal
Some cheese will make your host get pretty pissed
If you bring along an aerosol can of some cheese wizz
But the best way for you to get hated
Turn up with two Babybell and some ready-grated

Heeeey,
So our crackers dont be getting too soft
We don't play
We store it so it can't go off
Keep it saaaaafe
And secure and away from the air
Close the liiiiid
On your blinged out Tupperware
Delicious curds and whey

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[closedmouth]

disappointed at the lack of references to cheese wagstaff!

[BaubleRob]

@closedmouth I don't know what that means...

[closedmouth]

@BaubleRob aw :( he's a character from The Wire. I have evidence suggesting that every single British person who has ever lived is a fan of the show

[BaubleRob]

@closedmouth Ah, Ok. I saw the first series but didn't like it enough to carry on. It was good, but I was annoyed that every British critic told me it was the BEST show ever made, and I really didn't think it was.

[CarrieDAway12]

Some cultures are defined by their relationship with cheese.

[BaubleRob]

@CarrieDAway12 I just got this.

[wisteela]

Excellent. And cheese rules.

[Wheelervic11]

Im going to post this everywhere so it gets the view count it deserves, superb vid, great subject matter, I'm just popping to the shop to get some stilton and cambazola after watching this!

[GregRobsTheKro]

This is such a cheesy video. See what I did there? Oh man, that joke is going to make me fart so much tomorrow.

[JRHulbret]

Andy. You could be Ringo's son!

[sophier77]

the stinkier the better, keep rappin' dudes :)