Zombies? LOL - Christopher Hitchens debunks the resurrection of Jesus Christ
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Jesus was "resurrected" and everyone else was "resuscitated" out of their graves? How fucking stupid are these believers? Give it the fuck up PLEASE!
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@Edbrad - I think apologists like Doug Wilson know that the supernatural and miraculous are laughable, but they're so tied down to an archaic book that they've gotta square the circle regardless of whether it makes sense or not... thus you have people like William Lane Craig and "reasonable faith". Been there, done that.
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"Lazarus was only a resuscitation? That's bullshit! "
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And also makes it entirely non miraculous.
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Utterly laughable.
I don't know how Hitvchens ever kept a straight face while 'debating' these people.
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Lazarus was only a resuscitation? That's bullshit! And I quote:
John 11:39 - "Jesus said, Take ye away the stone. Martha, the sister of him that WAS DEAD, saith unto him, Lord, by this time HE STINKETH: for he hath been [dead] FOUR DAYS." [Emphasis mine]
How can you be resuscitated when you've been dead for 4 days straight AND stink? That is, to imply that the corpse of Lazarus was decaying and beginning to rot. Apologist FAIL.
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@yunged oh it does ay!!
okay I think the point I was making is that CPR wont restart a stopped heart, defibrillators are necessary for that. Accurate?
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@HeyHeyHarmonicaLuke CPR stands for 'Cardiopulmonary resuscitation'....
Defibrillators are mostly used to correct an erratic heart rhythm.
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@wounduppenguin Ah, maybe he was in a magic jebus space suit and got his dad to step on a corner of the universe thus warping space time and jebus slid down the warp
and came out of a black hole which was his dads bum.
Seemples!
Remember, with mindless bullshit anything is possible
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@wounduppenguin There's material for a book here.
he said that jesus never died. so did he raise up to heaven or is he still on earth
wearestarstuffsagan 4 weeks ago
@wearestarstuffsagan The Jesus story in the gospels has Jesus raising bodily into heaven, which makes one wonder did he suffocate and freeze to death once he got to high altitude? did he burn up in the atmosphere? Did he shoot off into space at the speed of light? Is he still (presumably) travelling in space at the speed of light since he can't be more than 2000 odd light years away?
wounduppenguin 3 weeks ago 4