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Me: Be nice.
I mumbled back to him. This is going to be a long dinner! I thought. My mom led us to the dining room. It had a huge oak table in the middle of it, with soft white wooden chairs. In the middle of the oak table there were white roses.
Mom: Please Kristina sit darling!
I sat down quickly I forgot to mention to Kevin to do what she wants, when she wants it.
Me: Um Kevin come sit next to me.
Mom: No I’ll sit next to my daughter; you can sit on the other side of the table.
Kevin went to the other side and sat, I think he got the point. My mom went into the kitchen to get the dinner plates and cups.
Kevin: Um wow…
Me: Please be on your best behavior?
Kevin: Only if you give me a kiss…
Me: Kevin!
Kevin: You’re wasting time.
He sang in a teasing voice.
Me: Oh…
I got up and ran to his side and gave him a pop kiss, but his lips tasted so sweet I leaned back down for just one more. I ended up sitting on the edge of his lap, making out with him.
Mom: Mhm! Kristina Elexa Figueroa get off that pedestrian this minute!
I jumped off of Kevin but sadly his hands were still around my waist so it looked like he wasn’t going to let me go.
Mom: GET OFF OF MY DAUGHTER YOU PLEBIAN! YOU DISGUSTING CREATURE! AWAY! NOW! UGH!
Me: Ma its ok I just jumped off to quick I’m sorry don’t blame him it was my fault…
Kevin: Well I asked her…
Me: But I agreed!
Mom: Very well then but you both must not touch each other for the rest of the night!
She placed the food in front of each of us. She had made some disgusting looking dish.
Me: Mother what is this?
Mom: Well sweet heart it’s my new specialty it has turnips, spinach, white rice, chuletas (that means pork chops in Spanish), bread crumbs, cheese, eggs, ham, liver-
Kevin: Liver?
Mom: Yes! Are you questioning my food?
Kevin: No ma'am just saying that’s a…um new one…
Mom: Well… and then I toss it all together with celery, cabbage, tomatoes, onions, and bacon. It’s like a salad.
Me: MMMM ma this looks yummy!
I lied through my teeth. It looked revolting. My mom started giving Kevin the third degree.
Mom: Do you have a job?
Kevin: Well not a job, job but I do favors you know mow the lawn, clean the house, walk the dog, and stuff like that.
Mom: Do you even get paid?
Kevin: Of course and a pretty good amount for each job to!
Mom: Do you have a family? Where do they live?
Kevin: Um I don’t want to answer that question.
Mom: Oh are your parents nobodies? Does your dad do drugs and is your mom a prostitute?
Kevin: No… I said I don’t want to answer the question!
Mom: Or are they dead? Well if they are they probably deserved to die.
Me: MA ENOUGH!
Mom: I was just asking a question.
Me: He said he didn’t want to answer!
Mom: Fine? Ok here’s a good one… Why do you like my daughter?
Kevin: I’ll answer that,
He flashed me one of his heavenly smiles.
Kevin: Because she is amazing, beautiful, funny, bright, sweet, and everything in between! And she-
Mom: What a load of crap!
Me: MA! You know what no more questions just eat!=
After dinner was done and she served us the tea she asked to see me in the kitchen privately.
Me: Um Kevin stay here I’m going to go talk to my mother ok?
Mom: You have to ask him?
Kevin: Sure baby girl…I’ll miss you and your sexy self.
He said that just to make my mom squirm and sure enough she did. My mother led me to the kitchen. Once we were in she started whisper yelling at me.

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