Major-General The Pirates of Penzance (Subtitles)

The Pirates of Penzance - Hold Monsters Major-General (Subtitles)

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[GrumpyMcfart]

I am the very model of a cartoon individual

My animation's comical, unusual, and whimsical

I'm quite adept at funny gags, comedic theory I have read

From wicked puns, and stupid jokes, to anvils that drop on your head

I'm very good at fancy dances, I can even pirouette

Then smack the villain with a fish; I know my cartoon etiquette

I can make my face all mean and really give you quite a fright

Then make up with flowers made of real exploding dynamite

[ScottishCaledonian]

This guy puts rappers to shame

[poisonshroom64]

I can fire at a target, And hit it at least half the time, Or cross adernal number paths by using only numbers spine, Calculate the fall rate of a bullet over a thousand years, And perverate the thickness of a thousand military guards... I can make a simulation of an atom bomb or two Or flank a dozen men and ambush ten right out of the blue, From SMGs to RPGs i carry quite an arsenal, And skip around a war-zone like a subatomic particle! Every soldier out here wants to kill me for my curiosity,

[GogktiKitenge]

Oh, Mordin.

[SomethingWicked813]

So... who else sang along?

[thegodofs]

But can you do a fucking pirouette off the fucking handle?

[ProjectKYA]

Crazy british smegs :<

[Travis notmyname]

yep lol

[James Epp]

Freeman's Mind?

[TheQuilanvos]

When in a jam, I just yell "stop" and villains in their tracks are froze.

Then I sneak up and utter "start" and take my hands and honk their nose.

I am quite proud to be in such a hierarchical progeny.

From Daffy Duck and Tweety Bird to Babs and Buster Bunny.

To suit my mood I can call forth a lot of different sceneries.

Like outer space and desert scapes and Himalayan eateries.

From this bag here why I can pull most anything imaginable.

Like office desks and lava light to Bert who is cannibal.

[deadpool8517]

I joke about adolecense

from pre teens to puberity

[Joeykm1972]

Heh. The end of Reboot Season 3 brought me here.