Major-General The Pirates of Penzance (Subtitles)

The Pirates of Penzance - Hold Monsters Major-General (Subtitles)

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[GrumpyMcfart]

I am the very model of a cartoon individual

My animation's comical, unusual, and whimsical

I'm quite adept at funny gags, comedic theory I have read

From wicked puns, and stupid jokes, to anvils that drop on your head

I'm very good at fancy dances, I can even pirouette

Then smack the villain with a fish; I know my cartoon etiquette

I can make my face all mean and really give you quite a fright

Then make up with flowers made of real exploding dynamite

[Maxwell Garnaat]

That's actually the joke behind the song- most of the things he lists off are either absurdly easy, completely impossible, or have nothing to do with being a major-general. It's supposed to make it clear that he is highly educated and talented... at every but his actual job.

[TheQuilanvos]

When in a jam, I just yell "stop" and villains in their tracks are froze.

Then I sneak up and utter "start" and take my hands and honk their nose.

I am quite proud to be in such a hierarchical progeny.

From Daffy Duck and Tweety Bird to Babs and Buster Bunny.

To suit my mood I can call forth a lot of different sceneries.

Like outer space and desert scapes and Himalayan eateries.

From this bag here why I can pull most anything imaginable.

Like office desks and lava light to Bert who is cannibal.

[deadpool8517]

I joke about adolecense

from pre teens to puberity

[Joeykm1972]

Heh. The end of Reboot Season 3 brought me here.

[Rowrin]

That's why this must of ended up in my recommended list lol. Was like... wtf Youtube?

[lordjorenby]

I like how his face is purple by the end

[Diarra Harris]

I am the very model of a comic individual

I use fart jokes and innuendo in the majority of my material.

[ned m]

This is like classy rap bragging

[SoldierOfLight90]

How can you watch this and NOT SMILE??!!?!

[KaHa6uC4o]

"I am THE VERY model of a scientist Salarian". If you're going to quote at least do it properly.

[IKaruss94]

I found this after the TGS podcast #54 =)))