The Drums of War can Stop

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// It has been noted that Scientology informs its members that the Anonymous movement is the personal army of pharmaceutical companies and are thus paid for their activities //

Anonymous responds to these allegations.

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Hello, leaders of Scientology and its parishioners, we are Anonymous.

It has come to our attention that new information regarding our origin has been detected and spread out amongst your ranks. To avoid further confusion, we will now share the open truth and confirm what has leaked out, unlike the denial you perform regarding your own methods and upper levels beliefs.

You claim that we are hired by certain companies instead of gathering together simply to do what is right. And this is correct, let me share our story.

Under the rule of a pharmaceutical company that will remain anonymous, we have been hired to dismantle the Church of Scientology in its present form. However, as humans themselves were not up for this mission, the company had no choice but to resort to us, the Marcabians. Three hundred of our men and women were transported to planet Earth with upgraded Xenu Vesuvius ships , you know, like those DC8 spacecrafts, except a little better, as our technology continues to advance.

For a payment of 42000 Marcabian Zorks , the equivalent of 67 american dollars under the current inflation within the Galactic Confederation, on a monthly basis, . We wage war.

So far this battle has been one-sided and you have suffered greatly. Not all is lost however, as we Marcabians are notorious for our lack of loyalty.

Our suggestion is this, if you wish for this war to stop.

We demand that each 300 of us are paid 53000 Marcabian Zorks on a monthly basis, along with social benefits and a thirteenth month.

Should you fail to comply with this offer, it will leave us with no choice than to stick with the current campaign and continue with our onslaught of information and demonstrations, whilst being paid handsomely to do so.

On a last note, we apologise for the reintroduction of Rick Astley. It just so happens that on our homeplanet he recently aquired the popularity that was seen on Earth twenty years ago. It is our prediction that Cindie Lauper will rise high on the charts there within the next three weeks, but we will take precautions to ensure this will not reach the inhabitants of planet Earth.

Thank you for your time.

We are Anonymous.

We are really Marcabians

We do not fight for free

We would prefer more money

Expect us

TRUTH REVEALED
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcab_Confederacy

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[KaizaRoll]

So it takes 67 dollars to REALLY make Anonymous our personal army? Shweet.

[manan0nim0us4]

Everyone is. Hell, give the man a pair of white pants and a white hat and paint him blue and you've got yourself a ScinoSmurf.

[kevincollide]

keep the wars! we must keep up our defence against enemy's on the planet en out of space!

[nick21701]

wtf is this?

[askarollah]

Today is Attan from Hamburg Rast Ta Kabul Jane Jananem, Fedahi, Qorbanetan, Khake Paishoma Wa Ina'Lillahy Wa Ina Ellahi Raje'un.

[askarollah]

Salamo Alaikom Wa Rahmat Ullahu Wa Barakatuhu wa Maghfiratuhu Fi Dunya Wa Akhira Salamo Alaikom To The Ummah. Wa'Allahu Shahedul Haq

[askarollah]

04.03.2010 0000 8 0000 01020304  STOP THE NOW WARS ! STOP NOW BI ISMILLAH

00001234 43210000 km Pro Stunde Hour 1 INSHA ALLAH Today is the Day When the world has no reason for FIGHT_ BASS STOP BROTHERS AND SISTERS. Today Please Illahy. I am begging the lord of the worlds to LET TODAY BE THE LAST DAY OF WAR, YOU DONT WANT TO IMAGINE WHAT I HAVE SEEN ON EARTH....

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And here is how How it started 0001234.4321000

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PEACE

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LOVE

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AFGHANi AFGHAN AFGHANAK AFGHANBOSS AFGHANY @ L I V E . C O M, NO MONEY