Jolly Rogers, One For the Road

I'll have one whiskey, one porter, one rye

And bring me some cider I'll give that a try

Bring me two rums, one buttered one cold

And bring me a scotch at least 7 years old




Then bring on the wine I'll start with the Port

And wash it all down with a beer of some sort

The brandy and sherry some grog and some ale

Some old mountain dew and a good howlin' gale




Mead, stout, vermouth and gin

Vodka, bourbon, and a sly grin

Moonshine, tequila, cognac and schnapps

Some old sour mash and two belly flops

Goldwasser, ouzo, white lightning, green toad

Absinthe, sombuca, and one for the road!

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[corkscrewfork]

One day, I'm going to drink all the alcohol in this song. And then, I'll have one for the road.

[TheAlmightyBracket]

AND ONE FOR THE ROAD!

[dorothy3716]

From the Desk of Dionysus:

"It has come to my attention that through your wonderous talent you have managed to succinctly honor the liquid of life. The lyrics spoken through thine holy lips are anointed with the gift of the Gods as you also gift us with your lyrics of devotion. You are truly upstanding [pirates and I think that perhaps I shall come watch you one day. If you see a man in a mask...Tis I ...Love Di." <3 'may you revel in the thighs of many beautiful women or men.'

[Steve02k7]

Holy shit, to practice for debate to get our writing speed up, we had to listen to this song and write down all the drinks he said. Nobody could do it. Legit song tho

[Spottedfeather]

@PuddingnShortbuses Also, it's on their dvd, No Refunds. Which you can get at their shows or on cdbaby.com

[Spottedfeather]

@PuddingnShortbuses It is on their cd, X Marks The Spot. It's from a few years ago, so I haven't been able to find it online. They have it at their festival shows, though.

[Spottedfeather]

I see the Jolly Rogers every year at the festival. I have their cd, X Marks The Spot (just amazing) and just this year, I bought their first dvd. You should get it. In addition to the live show, there are 2 shows taped at the festival.

[corkeyguitar69]

I love it, it brings back wonderful memories. Then I heard this I was so in love !!

We will always have Rec Fest!

I love you Izzy

[PuddingnShortbuses]

So what is that, 35 drinks? I want a good copy of this song too, is it on cd or anything?

[adeppt03]

I would be happy to slap Devin's thigh for him...

[sandinmyears1]

Your song starting at 2:00 is the same tune as the Clancy Brothers/Tommy Makem children's medley "Penny to Bury the Wren." You should sing for Sponge Bob. :)

[Tomahara]

id love a good copy of this song