Let me tell you first that I've been around.
I've been a bouncer for many, many years.
BANG! BANG! BANG! It's a street fight.
Never look away from your opponent. "look sir I really don't want anything of this." Then I go, whoo, like this and I slit your throat, and it's over and out.
Everybody underestimates the kick in the groin. POOOM that's the first thing to do. I follow up, bong, bong, bong. Right away after that, dangity, dangity, dang.
See what i'm doing? BOOM That's the left elbow right there.
I can also Deliver, BANG, headbutt out of nothing.
BOOM right elbow, BING right straight. Maybe now the headbutt comes. knee to the face. An looky look what we get here... smack his face... smack his face.
Create distance and grab a chair... you can slam it into his face. You can stab with it... and while I throw it at him I will kick him in the groin. BOOM right straight.
I'm gonna bounce his head on the table... ten times or something. "Don't you ever do this."
Right away you say, "oh I'm sorry" then BANG! BANG! BANG! "no I'm not"
He comes in, BOOM front kick.
Boom, Boom. Simultaneously the elbows in the head. Grab his wrist, grab your own wrist, and bend his arm. I CONTROL HIM. See? Knee in the head. I can bounce him against the wall. Everything I want to do.
We grab, but make sure we grab this arm also. Now were in total control. he tried to kill me, so I gotta return the favour. I step underneath here, and now I'm controlling with my head and I can stab his own knife here in the liver... stab in the liver.
Watch, I'm grabbing the inside of his hand like this. One two, support his elbow. I can, of course, kick him in the head. I can put my knee on and break the arm.
Never, ever let him take that choke. Cause if you're out, God knows what they're gonna do with you. He's choking me and he's gonna lift me up. One kick to knees, or maybe a heel... heel to the balls. Heel to the balls. And i can lean forward and go back with a headbutt to the head. Kick to the leg. heel, heel to the groin. Go like this, and come back with a headbutt.
Someone's telling me that about my wife, I'm sorry sir but I'm gonna break your leg.
SMACK his face... SMACK his face
Don't... Don'tchu-ever-do-this
DancingSpiderman 1 year ago 9
Haha, I love him, I met him just once...sweetest guy ever. I wish he would commentate for UFC, Mike Goldie is horrible.
10Dragonix 10 months ago 6