Sexy Roller Derby Twins Double Date - Action Figure Therapy

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AFT's Jungle Commando explains who his New Year's Eve date with two sexy roller derby twins went horribly wrong and how AFT Ranger's why nearly permanently disfigured his manhood after incident involving a punchbowl.

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Series created and produced by: Dan Bialek
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Episode voiced by: Jarrod Harris
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Episode written by: Dan Bialek

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[BigNasty0431]

Fleet week in NYC, i was the DD so all my buddies could get back on ship. One of us orders wings and gets proposed to have a little screw in the restroom so he goes for it and takes his wings with him. About 20 minutes later a captain comes in and heads straight to the pisser, opens the door and sees my buddy railing this girl with a plate of wings on her back. He closed the door, walked over to us and asks how much longer he's going to be. Ended up buying the next round and left.

[anthonyjackson574]

In San Antonio for Army medic training I met a girl at Coyote Ugly who was in town for some cat or dog show. I dont remember. I was drunk on bourbon. We go back to her hotel and she goes in the bathroom to slip into something sexy. She comes out wearin cat ears with whiskers drawn on her face then gets down on all fours and I realize shes got anal beads hangin out her ass like a tail. I like a good story so i go for it. She makes me blow my load in a bowl and laps it up like a cat drinkin milk.

[cskimber1911]

@frank37820 Nothing worse than rounding second to find a man standing on third!

[AnonymousJonny]

My mom caught me double-teaming a girl with my brother. You talk about an akward moment...

[hornmonk3zit]

I was thirteen (no bullshit) and my lady friend and I were sittin on the couch watchin TV and she started yankin on my junk and my mom kept walkin by prawly about six times and I kept havin to put it away and about the seventh time she walked by 15 minutes in my mom's right there and I popped all over the place HELL YEAH!

[NorStarReviews]

Was in this shit hole town getting wasted in the pub with the other guys on my crew like every other night till to my surprise I spot three girls at a table drinking some whiskeys (my kind of girls.) Invite them over to drink with us. They all stand up but one looks taller than the others. She's on roller blades, I had to have her. So after some talking, and a call to her boyfriend to break up I end up slaying her in the bathroom rolling her back and fourth effortlessly over the sink. Physics...

[Drunkgrenadier]

Got out of the Army. Started working in strip clubs. Ended up seeing this red headed girl who was there on her first night. Next, I am heading to her place when she tells me she was doing this for "companionship" after her husband failed his suicide. Later noticed stuff sticking on the end of my dick like a scab, found out she gave me the clap.  Walked down stairs naked in front of my 60 year old hippy room mates and proudly boasted Guess who finally became a man, I just caught my first STD!

[Dion718]

White chick I hit up once. Pussy was loose as hell and she couldn't suck dick to save her life.

[JimHunt3r]

@anthonyjackson574 jesus christ, i envy you.

[keenumman1]

@knp278 soooooo sooo sooo much shame

[officerM1911]

@smurfalicious2012 this is by far the BEST!

[tigerarmy1031]

I was fucking a girl and hitting her with a sock full of nickles. She kept yelling Harder Harder, I said me or the nickles. Well she ended up in a comma and now im on charges for rape!