I Put to Shame Geraldo Rivera's Al Capone's Vault Special

On April 21, 1986, Geraldo Rivera revealed the secret of Al Capones vault on live television. It was promised to be an event spectacular revealing dead bodies and riches beyond belief. We watched Geraldo fire a Tommy-Gun as walls were blasted and construction crews dug through piles of dirt. In the end, all that Geraldo found was a stop sign and a couple of empty gin bottles. I watched the whole thing and vowed that I would one day give the world what Geraldo couldnt.

Geraldo, suck on this you mustachioed, loud mouth, smoke up my ass blowing dufus. Now, for the first time Im taking viewers on a special expedition above my 1957 cabinets. Will we find dead bodies, riches, or stashed drugs? All I can tell you is that its definitely better than what Geraldo found. Watch my special and see for yourself what you couldnt see in 1986.

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[seraph045]

I must be honest; I downvoted this, it was dumb. But it was still less dumb than Al Capone's vault.

[yada147258]

and yet this 1000000000000000000000 times better than that epic fail geraldo.

[wlfrnfdjf]

Geraldo didn't know what was in there. He only assumed. It wasn't his fault that it was empty!!

[davida3606]

Well that was dumb and a waste of my time! You dip shits!

[chunkylova315]

"I see red people." lol

[yingdiskette]

1986=2009

Give it a rest man its been 23 years!

Try the Holocaust or something.