I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Women...

20 new punchlines to an old set-up. No black/sweet/light/hot/wet answers here. Feel free to suggest another tired set-up and check out our other movies at www.trainwreckpictures.net

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• coffee
• women
• Eric
• Trainor
• trainwreck
• satire
• humor
• funny
• punch
• lines

[Danger2MyHealth]

How about, "Quiet, and in my kitchen" : -p

[TOW3L1E]

I like my coffee like I like my women... Regular.

[Jodar5]

18 was a bit specific...

[DeathDragon4000]

@AirForceGirl05 Lets remember that he was talking about coffee, and most likely doesn't like black coffee, thus would not say he does.

Or perhaps I should phone the Political Correctness Police and demand they change it to Different-Coloured-but-Still-E­qual-To-Regular-Coffee?

[00076689000]

i like my coffee like i like my women.... without a penis

[anelmedin]

I like my coffee like i like my women. Ground up and in my fridge.

[PrinceOfDarkness1029]

I like my coffee like i like my women. A day old. -awkward silence.-

[bleeduntildeath]

I like my coffee like I like my women, hot and steamy... and fresh from the pot

[supersoniche]

I like my coffee like I like my women,

WITH MY DICK IN IT HEAH HEAH!