Season 4: Clip 4
Michel and IT.
- LORELAI: Stop. What's going on? Why are we in the bedroom?
- MICHEL: I offered to babysit.
- LORELAI: I'm sorry, you did what?
- MICHEL: I heard Sookie talking to the potato man about wanting to go out, and there was no one to watch the baby, so I offered to watch it for her.
- LORELAI: It?
- MICHEL: Him. Watch him for her.
- LORELAI: And she let you?
- MICHEL: Yes, she let me. So I came over, and the minute that she left, it started to cry.
- LORELAI: It?
- MICHEL: Him, he started to cry. He wouldn't stop. I did everything. I did the jiggle and the bouncy and the airplane, and then I even picked it up.
- LORELAI: It?
- MICHEL: Him, dammit, him! I picked him up, but it didn't matter. He wouldn't stop crying. So finally I invented a game.
- LORELAI: What kind of game?
- MICHEL: I called it baby crepe.
- LORELAI: I don't think I know that one.
- MICHEL: Well, it's quite ingenious. You get down here on the floor and then you roll him up in a blanket and then you pull it back and forth and back and forth. He loved it. He did not cry, he smiled, he giggled. He was having the time of his life. And then. . .
- LORELAI: Oh no.
- MICHEL: I pulled back the blanket a little too hard.
- LORELAI: What?
- MICHEL: And he rolled under the bed.
- LORELAI: What?
- MICHEL: And he got stuck.
- LORELAI: Oh! Oh my God!
- MICHEL: I tried to get him out, but I couldn't get him to grab the string, and then he fell asleep, and I worried if I woke him up, the screaming would start again.
- LORELAI: I can't believe you rolled little Davey under the bed.
- MICHEL: Davey?
- LORELAI: Yes, Davey - Sookie's baby.
- MICHEL: Is that his name? I've been calling him Truman.
- LORELAI: Why?
- MICHEL: I thought that's what his name was.
- LORELAI: Where'd you get Truman from?
- MICHEL: I don't know, I heard it wrong, okay? Do you think he's gonna hold this against me?
- LORELAI: What, the man that rolled him under the bed? No, I think you're good.
He's French-Canadian.
chibichibichic 3 years ago 14
truman! hahahaha
jengkiesville 2 years ago 11