Gay Boyfriend by Garfunkel and Oates

Riki "Garfunkel" Lindhome and Kate "Oates" Micucci sing about the pro's and con's of having a Gay Boyfriend. Featuring Jon Daly and Josh Fadem. LYRICS:

Got a man, call him my boyfriend
Think Im falling in love
Only man that gives me things
That I am worthy of

Hugs me and holds me, kisses my softly
Calls me back right away
Communicates his feelings to me
And cares what I have to say

He says: Baby I love you, baby I need you
Never gonna let you go
Writes me love notes, takes me shopping
And to Broadway shows

Talk to him like he is a girlfriend
Slumber party every night
Ive never been so happy before
Hes almost Mr. Right

But I think hes hot and I think hes sweet
And I think hes gay and I think hes neat
Okay okay said my boyfriends gay
But what does it matter anyway
He hasnt come out of the closet yet
Til then Ill take all I can get

He doesnt think I know but I know
I know Ive always known
He doesnt think it shows but it shows
For sure its always shown
You might think its a little sad
But hes the best lover that Ive ever had

At night when were lying in bed hes not hard
Its okay cause he gives me head
Like my mum always said it takes more
Than a pound to be good in bed
You dont know the meaning of rock your world
Til youve been with a guy who thinks like girl

He lies and says that hes on meds
Thats why hes never stiff
When I ask if hes not into me
He always says As if!

But the way he makes up for his shortcomings
Just could not be finer
Cause my new best friend is his tongue
And his is my vagina

He reappears from under the covers
Lookin like hes been to war
Hes drenched in sweat he catches his breathe
Then he heads back down for more

Afterwards hes never tired
He just wants to talk
And cuddle me until I sleep
Then he takes his dog for a walk

Someday hell come out and Ill be happy for him when he does
But I know Ill be sad and I'll be thinking of what was
Someday this fairy tale will come to an end
Cause his fairy tail will find a like minded friend

He doesnt think I know but I know
I know Ive always known
He doesnt think it shows but it shows
For sure its always shown
You dont need no penetration
When you got a good dose of overcompensation

At night when were lying in bed hes not hard
Its okay cause he gives me head
Like my mum always said it takes more
Than a pound to be good in bed
You dont know the meaning of slot machine
Til youve been with a king who thinks like a queen

I know it's not forever but that's okay
Cause I'm his girlfriend, and he's my gay!

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[Jocelyn Estrada]

dammmit my boyfriends gay T.T

[Marcel Estévez Montero]

My boyfriend's gay. But that's ok because so am I.

[anooseholay]

Excellent song.

[Yejoe]

C'mon guys be honest some of you out there were clapping your hands along.

[Oleg Tyshchenko]

Rajesh is not gay!

[singe0diabolique]

I would totally be the gay boyfriend of either one of these women!

[Tony Joseph]

The hot guy on the left looks like Avan Jogia lol ^_^

[TheCuthie]

grab ten guys and try to beat some straight into them....IMPOSSIBLE....LOL

[TheCuthie]

i agree with this gentlemen who is telling you to pull the stick out of your ass and lighten up....that song is ,JUST,what it is....funny,and funnier because it pokes fun at the stereotypes that exist.....stereotypes are not fictional....they are....these girls are funny and i suggest you listen to their song called : "fuck me in the ass cause i love JESUS!"

[TheCuthie]

to envelops the the bathtub.....a good portion of gay men are men who try to be women with penises and they ,actually,aspire to be that loved by the women they fashion themselves after....alas they are men and men are pigs!. the fact that they are men means they lack the basic compassion that women have and "suck" at this whole thing.they will ,also be the first person to stick a knife in your back,cause turmoil all around your life,and steal your man.as a gay man,i have had to cut gays out.....

[EnvelopsTheBathtub]

Well I know that. Its clearly meant to be funny. I was just didn't like their approach.

[atlroxmysox98]

Kay :) And that's fine, it's your opinion. I just hope you realize that not everyone is out to hurt someone by making a joke.