The Best Of The Atheist Experience - A Cure For Insanity
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God wakes me up every morning? Wow, what was I thinking!? I thought that was my freakin' ALARM CLOCK!
And besides...if "He" wakes me up every morning..how come he never makes me coffee? That's so rude! To wake up a person, comfortly sleeping, and dreaming how he's NOT going to go to work today. What an ass!
And what else is this "God" figure doing? Sings me a lullaby, to put me to sleep every night?
Give me a break, will ya?
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Thank god for the athiest experience! (I know that's a contradiction, but if-- and I emphasize IF-- god exists, he is very pleased with athiests because they are the ones who actually bother to understand His creation!)
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@luisluv65 I know it's an old post and you probably don't even use that account anymore, but, uhm, poe's law is a principle in the culture of memes that states: "satire without due warning is indistinguishable from the real version of what is being satired".
Even conservapedia gives that as the definition so where did you find a version of poe's law that meant something absurdly different as you stated here?
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Prayer is like masturbation eh?
Fuck me, I think I must be religious, going by the amount of praying that I do!
Talk about the second comming! - Fucking Hell... ITS ME!!!!
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Wear that helmet all the time Matt, your brain is too wonderful to risk to head injury.
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Oh, religious people, I lol @ your complete lack of intelligence.......
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@hanspeterpitsch I guess you missed my sarcasm completely.
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@ChipArgyle I guess you missed his point completely.
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"Stoned to death, rather than stoned. Now they get REALLY high." I like the Bible just a little bit more now that I know what this actually means.
Jeff seems to be really afraid of his supposedly upcoming spanking by God.
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LMAO at the helmet bit.
"You insult Christ yet you do not know Him." ROFL! WHAT? Of course we don't! We're not super human and claim to know a man who was supposedly born a thousand years before we were, unlike you. Actually, when was he born? The bible doesn't seem to know either
We insult Christ because we have good reason to believe he is a lie, and is the main reason people like you exist. Show me one first century contemporary historian that wrote about a man performing miracles and rising from the dead.
TwoHandedSledge 1 year ago 39
@luisluv65 "Just accept God" "Educate yourself with the bible" And you claim you're not forcing your beliefs on us? Sorry, it's not going to work. Persuading people with your idiotic Bible scriptures and logical fallacies isn't going to help, it's only going to cause others to mock you and prove what a moron you are, as you can plainly see throughout the comments here. Also the Romans 21: verse sure sounds like it's speaking to you, and also sounds as if it's speaking to the writers as well.
TwoHandedSledge 1 year ago 13