Dream Catcher XTREME model 6.5, by NightTech

It's happened to all of us. We've lied in our beds, broken and distraught, gripping our pillow like it's the last remaining shred of our sanity. Motionless, we've stared out our windows at the barren trees; winter, ah, the season of rest. To dream! To expose to our minds the horror of the true Self! Only in dreams do we discover who we really are, and what we really want, and how dark and loathsome and pitiful those truths are! And only in waking life can we hide those realities behind the facade of a clenched smile! We take comfort, petty and insignificant as it ultimately may be, knowing that only we can see what happens in our minds in the darkest hours of the night.

...Until now! Introducing the DREAM CATCHER XTREME, model 6.5, by NightTech! Now you can record all your dreams and play them for your friends! Had a sex dream about that girl in your office who sits two desks down from you? Show it to her and tell her how you really feel! How about that nightmare where you held your clients head under blood-soaked water for fifteen minutes until he finally stopped moving? Show it to the police and turn yourself in! It's all possible with the DREAM CATCHER XTREME, model 6.5, by NightTech!

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Science & Technology

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• dream
• catcher
• xtreme
• nighttech

[WoYendor]

You've captured my dreams roman... and... my heart..