Ron Paul has magic powers, end of this world by Jason Goldtrap 1.3.12

Tonight will be the first victory for Ron Paul. Next he will win New Hampshire, South Carolina and Florida and then the general election in November. On Dec. 21, 2012 Ron Paul will swoop into Washington DC on his flying white stallion named Excelsior. He will vanquish all enemies of the Constitution with his mighty eyes of fire. When the Day of Cleansing is accomplished, yea, on that same Day, there will be a grand Phish concert in front of the George Washington Masonic Memorial in Alexandria. At an hour of Paul's own choosing, a purple neon lightning bolt will strike the top tier the George Washington Masonic Memorial imbuing with cosmic powers and elevating his stature to over 120 ft. tall thereby becoming MegaPaul *copyright pending. Then Iran, North Korea, Venezuela and residents of that rascally Republic of San Marino (the secret base of the Bilderbergers) will all simultaneously launch their owl fighters through massive tunnels crisscrossing the Atlantic and Pacific and bursting forth from Area 51, Chicago's John Hancock Tower and, inexplicably, a Denny's in Macon, Georgia. The owl fighters, directed by Chem-Trail Planes and HAARP, will attack DC, which has been renamed City of Paul. At this moment, Jesse Ventura will use his magic ponytail to knock down the owl fighters and win the day. Hazaah! Hazaah! Hazaah! And how do I know all this? Read the Constitution! Duh!

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• Ron Paul
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• haarp
• chem trails
• 9/11
• alex jones
• conspiracy
• illuminati
• new world order

[Taught77]

Youre right. Its absurd.