Moron's Guide to SSIS : Episode 1 - Introduction to the Environment

Learn SSIS from Dustin in a comical way. In this first video you will need all 82 points of your IQ to understand this introduction to the SSIS environment. Learn how to create a project, rename a package, and how to use precedence constraints. Comments inside video are of course jokes. Dont watch if youre easily offended.

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[ua24986]

I would rename this video as 'Moron's moronic guide to SSIS'; difference being, the guide is just as moron as the person expecting to learn from it. Just wanted to clarify, I expect 'moron's' to be reading my comment, too.

I'm just surprised it's uploaded by 'PragmaticWorks'. Too much draaaaaaaagging. Oh well.

[ryanshuell]

Kinda funny, but in terms of learning anything practical...this is totally useless.

[bigbirdscuttles24]

This guy is hysterical, I never really looked into SSIS until today. this was my first video. No im not a dummy but lol the video is as assumed. I want to see all your other videos dude!

[germkoder]

Voltron til saturday?

good video...didnt learn much, but funny.

[LightYagame1]

Doooooh !!! 

[agotesman]

you don't come across a funny SQL Server video every day. good job dudes.

[zgrafsoftware]

I listened to the first 30 seconds, and felt so insulted by the author's condescending tone [ "Business.... Intelligence.... Development... Studio"] that I decided this video is not worth my time. Goodbye.

[chrisrko1982]

Teddy Rub-skin? Hahahaha

[PWDustin]

Hold the ALT key and press F4 over and over again as fast as you can while singing the Snorks theme song and that should work for you...

[SKAMP57]

Can you tell me how you make that arrow thingy move around the screen again?