Attack of the Retards: The Revenge (Part 1)

What? It uploaded?! But Youtube told me it didn't!

Remember the one with the Brawler, the Hedgehog, the Pirate, and the Lion? Well it turns out they have not gotten back from the war against the retards, yet, so it looks like 4 of our team members, plus 4 more vallant fighters, will take on the army of evil. A Martial Artist, a Historic Figure, a Doofus, a Wolf, a Monster, an Egyption, a ferret, and my arch enemy will all take on the army of retards, and it looks like the big cheese of the army is... NOT RETARDED!?!

Part 1's description will include the first four fights.

Match 1: Kung Fu Man by Elecbyte VS Super Kung Fu Man by VIB.

Super Kung Fu Man is a minor edit with glitchy moves, AI, and will sometimes jump backwards on random. Super Kung Fu Man? Not even close.

Match 2: Dian Wei by General Chicken VS Stern by Actarus.

Uh oh, the magic name! Get ready to boo, audience.
Audience: BOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Stern comes from Golden Axe. He is just like the rest of Actarus's garbage. Overpowered, bad animation, and for some reason, he has Maxima voice clips. Might as well have his death voice, too.

Match 3: Kim Dong Hwan VS Green Lantern Lucario by SpiderMew.

I would like to think Spider Mew could do better than this. Spider Mew is so cute. A little Mew in a SpiderMan outfit. Whatever, this is a terrible fusion. He doesn't even act like Green Lantern. Green Lantern shoots lasers, not beams. The worst part is the stick figures that replace the sprites. Spider Mew must have gotten lazy.
Also, I hear Spider Mew is making Hyperstrike from Who Wants To Be A Super Hero. I wonder why, he didn't even win. Why not do The Difuser. I mean, The Difuser was already a hero in real life, maybe that's why he won instead of Hyperstrike. ...Woops, was I rambling again? Sorry

Match 4: Giro by The Great Matzuzu VS Nario by Tetsuo9999.

A Mario/Naruto fusion. Do I need to say more? I gave him a quick death cause I needed to save time.

Part 2 will contain 3 more retards, plus an honest, unbiased (I swear) review on an overrated character.

BGM
La La (Elite Beat Agents) (Origonally done by Ashley Simpson)
Town Square (Insomniac)
Lost (Kyrn)

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[MugoUrth]

Do you even know what "La La" is even about?

[TwitchyTheFoxBat]

It's obviously about hatred and how this guy keeps bugging this girl.

[waffle25tolife]

the crounds loook better the in wwe smackdown vs raw 2011

[MugoUrth]

Not even close, bro. It's about sex.

...You heard correctly. THAT SONG IS ABOUT SEX!!!

If this were a video beating up retarded hentai characters, I would understand. But it's not.

[TwitchyTheFoxBat]

I should probably starts slow first and go for one at a time, then both. ... No, it would just be the same battle. I'll try both.

[jaysterthe]

go for it!

[TwitchyTheFoxBat]

I need to do something besides a retard video. Maybe I could fight Red Dragon. Or Synn. OR... Red Dragon and Synn together.

[jaysterthe]

I see what you mean....Do you have anything new coming up soon?

[TwitchyTheFoxBat]

You know what I find wierd? It seems like all the cheap boss like characters can get their buts kicked by all the fair ones. I pitted Ryugen against Red Dragon by Doggiedoo, and Red Dragon wooped Ryugens butt. But the thing is, Red Dragon isn't cheap, he's just tough.

[TheRealSpiderMew]

GLL is something i threw togeather to put out on my birthday in 08, lol sadly i havnt had allot of time to work on him but im still doing it. I havnt touched hyperstrike in a longer time, dont know if i'll continue him, i like him better then the Difuser...