Blondiscrimination

Binge purge lose weight
Its hot its great
Being blonde and easy

I mean it is easy
Getting through the day
Little bit a lipstick lengthening mascara
Everythings okay
And cosmos are my favorite drink
And with tits like these who needs to think

Chin up fatty, we cant all be so svelt
Heres my secret for getting pounds to melt
Make sure all your meals are eaten by somebody else and then
replace them w/ cocaine
Its red bull for your brain
Take oxycontin for the pain.

Omfg lol
U nerdy girls can go to hell
With tits like these who needs to spell?

You're just jealous, and I dont care
Someday Ill marry a millionaire
And if you are already there then maybe Ill
Marry your stepfather and become your stepmother and
Abandon you in the forest and then eat up all the breadcrumbs you left in a
Massive carb-load before I suck it out with the liposuction that is golden and entirely paid for with your life insurance

Dolce Gucci prada theyre my crew
I dont need pity friends like you
Cuz youre the duck and Im the swan
And Id slit my wrists for Louis Vuitton.


Dont leave me, I dont suggest you go
Theres something you should probably know
While You were sleeping I drugged you and inseminated myself with your sperm and hauled your unconscious body to vegas and we got married without a prenup so Ill get all of your dough. But you get me so, quid pro quo.
Squid
I dont know.

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• WritingHannah

[MrSmiles51]

I remember now why I favorited this video!!!

[confiscator]

Dork.

[4lyBlack]

blonds can definitely play the guitar ;)

[MrSmiles51]

you're great

[BriarRouge]

Nice, hahaha.

[colorguardgurl24]

haha this is halarious.

[Y2JTFR]

No.

[MasterAndrew7]

Its funny.

[becomingjapanese]

shes like the girl version of bo burnham

[AnastasiaRuby]

You're delightful!