Werewolf's Guide to Life: The Talk

Have you been attacked by a wolf-like creature in the last 30 days? Was it after the sun had set and under a full moon? If you answered, yes to both these questions, theres a very good chance that you were bitten by a werewolf. You now have less than a month before the full moon returns and with it your first transformation into a savage, bloodthirsty beast.
Survival is an option, but first, know this: Hollywood horror movies are NOT to be used as guides to living as a werewolf. Their goal is not to educate, but to entertain.

The Werewolf's Guide to Life cuts through the fiction and guides you through your first transformation and beyond, offering indispensable advice on how to tell if youre really a werewolf, post-attack etiquette, breaking the news to your spouse, avoiding government abduction, and how to not just survive, but thrive.

http://www.randomhouse.com/catalog/display.pperl?isbn=9780767931939

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[spooky54282]

I wish I was a wolf

[carpathiandragon]

"look at my stomach, see all the hair all over it? It's kinda like I'm a chia pet, right?" HAHA funniest part of this vid XD

[LoneWolfSpartan13]

HAHA you broke rule number one: never let a human know we exist!

[daunesha34]

I see wolfs every night I look out my window. I hiss at them cause I'm a vampire just sayin

[TheHardrock000]

some times i wounder if a werewolf is stalking me when i walk at night near the woods

[TheHardrock000]

@svr2010freak1 u be dead if you were bitten on neck dumass thats one of the most vital parts

[TheHardrock000]

i guess someones single again

[Kenji1801]

@TheKittyOKat Exactly! People think we are bloodthirsty Savages! It's not true at all! you all want to know what i think about those werewolf movie bull****? well there you have it!

[Kenji1801]

Oh, thank you so much! "It" happened to me last week!

[thefalloutkid13]

since i am a radioactive bastard mutant child i cant have werewolism (or whatever it called) for my blood is kinda toxic. lol