Transmorphers (film review)

Transmorphers, the b-movie rip from Transformers, by The Asylum. Has more in common with Terminator, The Matrix or Demolition Man if you ask me.

After being far, far too nice to Alien Vs Hunter, I make up for it by tearing this one into little pieces, burning the pieces, and feeding them to that ugly pitbull the neighbours keep in their back yard.

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Category:

Film & Animation

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• cinema
• movie
• film
• review
• transmorphers
• action
• transformers
• giant
• robots
• asylum
• comedy
• something
• awful
• sci-fi
• horror

[Pixelbuddy]

You may have purchased one of the original releases.

Asylum was stupid enough to *accidentally* release the film, originally, with unfinished FX. Apparently they've fixed this.

Still ass.

[zanafarr]

I wonder if that'd make it a collector's edition. Or just worthless.

[Harizl]

ZeroPunctuation, without speed and wit.

[zanafarr]

So, nothing like it then.

Thanks, good to know I'm original ^^

[lmckay023]

@SoundwaveSkywarp

i thought of a scene

optimus prime: whoah, shitty cgi!! autobots destroy them

transmorpher: hey

(transmorpher gets his head ripped off by optimus)

THE END

[zanafarr]

Kudos for your cat. And I was born and raised in the UK, so evidently your cat is less of a gormless fucktard than you are. Give it a big pat on the head and go watch Fox News.

[KaelanFournierTV]

make more vids

[hughcry]

hey that comment was kinda offensive i am autistic

[harrow177]

That was one of the worst pile of crap ever..!

It sucked so bad. The Asylum should make better movies than this pappy-show!

[badkid279]

I watched transmorphers fall of man on netflix.

and me and my friends were half expecting a random robot called honey-wasp to pop out of nowhere.

We also thought that there was going to be a random explosion at least 200 times in the movie

it happened. We were still laughing about it 2 months after we saw it just because it sucked. We only liked it because it sucked.

[YouKnowItzTTime81]

hey u do great reviews,just 1 thing tho.CAN YOU TURN DOWN THE MUSIC SOME,it makes it hard 2 hear u at times

[masticina]

Ah yes Asylum, a brand of "mockbusters" that is so terrible . that it will be remembered for long after it had to rename itself.

[NITROWOLF25]

y do people watch such shit films there just rip offs

[SoundwaveSkywarp]

nice one

[SoundwaveSkywarp]

I actually want to see a crossover with Transmorphers and Transformers.