my roommate the Athlete

Go to http://myroommatethe.com/episodes/season-2/athlete to see the list of this episode's cast and crew.


Throughout history, the masses have viewed the Athlete as a God amongst men, worthy of plowing across the lines that mere mortals call ethics. In this episode we dissect the basic and most overrated attributes of the culture surrounding man's most coveted, yet fleeting super-human ego. And perhaps it's only nature that we reward one's enhanced physical superiority (artificial or not) with everything they could possibly want. That is of course, whatever it takes to keep them dedicated to the most important goal of all... the WIN! For this creature, the game exists everywhere, and in everything. Without competition there is no purpose, and without purpose there are no losers. And what would a victory be without losers? In most roommate cases, these stories serve as a comedic viewing mirror to which an individual can see how their tribal cliche detracts from their inner identity. In this case however, I'm afraid it only serves as a reenactment of what these winners would likely call "a game winning play." Here's to the humble Gods who don't think it's cheating if there's no ref around to blow the whistle.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Athlete
• my roommate the Athlete
• my roommate the
• my roommate
• roommate
• Lu Louis
• Byrne Owens
• Matthew Hibbs
• Joseph Vega
• Mindy Robinson
• Tom Brady
• Tiger Woods
• Colbe Bryant
• LeBron James
• NBA
• NFL
• Steroids
• Cheaters
• Players
• Pro Ball
• Fitness
• Quarterback
• Madden
• Lions

[johnfee33]

this needs to be a tv show

[myroommatethe]

@lonekamikaze We're working on my roommate the Sock Gnome...close enough? :D

[MandlaPWNS]

You need more views, videos are amazing.

[TheHunt740]

looooooooool lou is so funny

[ByrneOwens]

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[zmzizi]

these videos deserve A LOT more views.

[myroommatethe]

@OwnedLmfao hello.

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@myroommatethe hi



[iheartmindyrobinson]

That Blonde with the curly hair is hot....lol

[pimpinnevaslipin]

Life of a Pro-Athlete is heaven. . .normal everyday life sucks. . . i hate myself now :(

[dogstyle2222]

the assistant says "mr. corey" and the girl calls him brad thompson

[rbassilian]

Goddamn these roommate videos are depressing.