My Heart Will Go On (Parody)

Florence Nightingwind stretches her vocal chords yet again to tell us in borrowed song about how her dead evil twin sister (who resides on the other side of the mirror) haunts her forever.


Lyrics: (by Waigon)

Every night in my dreams
I see you
I feel you
That is why my head hurts come morn

Far across the distance
And space be-tween my thighs
You have come to tell me I'm crap.

Near, far,
When bubbles fill the spa,
You appear in each one and you scream out.

I'm fat! I'm poor, and love trout
And you'd rather eat cat poop than have me
As your sister.


Love can touch us one time
And it did, for me though.
That is why you have such a grudge.

I lived on while you dear, my twin sis, was killed when
As a little child you smoked pot

Ya O.D.'ed.
You died, now I see you in evry reflectional surface.
(Why do you appear so much?)

Once more, doors slam on their own
Often crushing my fingers
Your ghost hate goes nom nom nom


Gaaaaaa-rryyyyy, he saaays I'm crazy!
But I think that my brain's fine and dandy.
Pet-You-Nee-A, that's your name
Haunt me once, shame on you but
Haunt me twice, shame on me too.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Florence
• Nightginwind
• My
• Heart
• Will
• Go
• On
• Boobs
• Sex
• Comedy
• Parody
• Spoof
• Titanic
• Celine
• Dion

[DeathWizard2011]

WTH

Mad funny