Chuck Norris and the Machado Brothers
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@macdadydoo wow... gay, think of your own shit you little thieving cunt :3
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guys stop posting coments about that everybody knows chuck noris will never come over and smash my face on the key 5098 d3e54r 6dxns67uhy
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HAHAHA Chuck Norris balloon swept all the Machados, yeah right. Still cool though
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That is BS BJJ and an insult to the Machados that the creaky old wig wearing Chuck Norris dares to even lay a hand on them.
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Chuck Norris was never really a big guy, but sure was fast and deliberate. Tang Soo!
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Interesting fact: Chuck's REAL first name is in fact "Carlos".
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about technique without requiring alot of strength then one day when his brother wasnt there to teach his student helio came and taught and after that that student asked hello instead to teach him and then everyone learned gracie JJ and gracies came to America and did the UFC and showcased what gjj was all about. Then gjj was on a high demand but other brazilians that knew this art could not teach it under gjj because it was trademarked so they had to call it Brazilian jiu jitsu, one of the b
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Fuck u kung Fu dick! It has nothing to do with what you said cause it's bullshit jujitsu was invented by the samurai get it samurai which is Japanese not chinese you fucking dickhead and then judo was made and after that judo's top groundwork expert traveled to brazil and met the gracies then the Gracie family began to learn judo and teach it but helio Gracie could not do this because he was too small and scrawny so he revised the moves to be all about technique without requiring alot of streng
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@burlyheads lol thats a good one
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All it is is Judo groundfighting techniques. Based off of Japanese Jujutsu, which came from the Chinese systems of grappling. That's where it all came from. Nothing special about it! It's good to use, but it's not special.
Chuck Norris isn't THAT bad ass. If he were, he would break in to my house and smash my face on my keyboajhgfrdewq234589obkscrzgh95v6sc34wt6fcxfdcfc8wsu.
burlyheads 1 month ago 24
They named a street after Chuck Norris but they had to change it's name because nobody survives when they cross Chuck Norris.
hualni 2 weeks ago 12