Chikara - DJ Skittlez Botch

March 20th, 2004
Chikara in Emmaus "Kids Eat Free On Tuesday!"
It is time for something drastic. Even being namedropped at IWA-MS' TPI and in the Chikara Around The World theme song wasn't enough. You see, the first DJ Skittlez videos both managed to attract thousands of lucky viewers, yet the most recent addition has only been enjoyed by less than two hundred. Now, some may say that perhaps waiting seven months before posting a follow up video may have been my undoing. Others could make a case that it may have been UltraMantis Black and Hallowicked that people wanted to watch, not DJ Skittlez. But I know the real problem.

You kids have had your attention spans decayed by years of quick cutting MTV style movies by young hip directors like Robert Altman, Michelangelo Antonioni and Andrei Tarkovsky. Instead of watching entire matches, you would rather watch slickly edited music videos like Botchamania. Well, two can play this game. Perhaps this video, and it's subsequent inclusion in an addition of Botchamania, will lead to a career resurrection the likes of which haven't been seen since Pauly Shore Is Dead, Dead Man On Campus, Vader's most recent appearance on RAW and "Hapworth 16, 1924".

So watch as DJ Skittlez misses a Stinger Splash on Jigsaw, and unintentionally goes head first into the ring post knocking himself out, but yet still manages to kick out...or something.

If this doesn't work, well, perhaps it is time to give up the ghost and join Jolly Roger in the big Pepsi delivery truck in the sky. Does anyone know if Pissed Jeans needs a turntablist?

BOTCHAMANIA OR BUST

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Tags:

• chikara
• dj
• skittlez
• botch
• wrestling
• jigsaw
• botches
• gone
• wrong

[Dash171]

nice kickout........douche bag.

[CHIKARADJSkittlez]

Hey, that wasn't just a kickout. It was a kickout with authority.

Thank you for your continued support.

[Screennametaken]

@HCErik hes not jolly roger is

[JinNakamechi]

jig was jacking you up bro, but i'd be upset if i had that kinda hair too

[zooyorkjosh100]

ehm...ouch :D !!!!

[MultiWrestlingThemes]

OH FUC-

[MrFuckyourselfanddie]

hahaahahahahhahahahahahahahaha­ha

[HCErik]

Hey yall know that DJ Skittlez is Jigsaw's brother?. Also that post couldhave knocked out Skittlez teeth.

[TheTrueFranchise]

your a fat loser DJSkitz....your favorite doughy guy... just kidding buddy.

[elasticpants]

When DJ Skittlez left CHIKARA, I was worried that it would never be the same. It's videos such as these that make me keep the faith that some day, DJ Skittlez might make a triumphant return to the squared circle. Maybe, if he does, he'll toss one of those bags filled with his namesake treat my way, unlike those countless shows in 2003 when I left St. John's without a belly full of colorful mini candies.

[SpankyKendrick]

Along with Jolly Roger and Mr.ZERO you were my favorite former CHIKARA wrestler. I always wondered what happened to you man =(

[Dash171]

You are 100% Correct, the reff should have counted 3, but the guy pinning him should not have let him up, i.e. sold the kickout that was not there.