Mad Doggett - Robert Patrick as Christian Bale

PARENTAL ADVISORY - EXPLICIT LYRICS (in other words more viewers) Patrick/Doggett is working on a scene and gets interrupted by Duchovny/Mulder. Not a good idea for Duchovny/Mulder. Based on the actual Christian Bale recordings from his blow out on the set of the new Terminator movie where a Director of Photography wanders into his scene. Needless to say Bale was not too happy about it. A DJ put this to music and a viral hit was born. The DJ's music serves as the soundtrack to this video.

Apologies to anyone I missed in credits who feels they should have been included. it was not personal.

Also apologies to anyone who is offended. And like they say in the video ...if you can't take a joke...

Have I just made a quintessential Doggett Video? Oh my!
I don't subscribe to any side of the Mulder/Doggett Rivalry. You can see this video from either side.

1) Poor Mulder has to deal with someone who has a Major malfunction and is being a real ___k ,well you can fill in the blank. Someone who stupidly flies off the handle without getting the facts straight and is totally unprofessional as an agent in attacking another agent on duty. He is just one major nut job.

or

2) Doggett has finally had enough of Mulder and his stupid sense of humor and is going to totally pwn him over and over again. Mulder is too wimpy to do anything about it and has to wait for Monica Reyes to save him.

3) There is also that kinky sado-masochistic pleasure of watching Mulder get slammed over and over again or watching his cutesy dance. There is something here for everyone no matter what your sexual orientation.

I just see it as one amazing spectacle.

This video is in no way related to FOX Studios or 1013 Productions. It is simply a Parody on real and imagined events.

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• xfiles
• bale
• christian
• david
• duchovny
• robert
• patrick
• fox
• mulder
• agent
• john
• doggett
• monica
• reyes
• dark
• knight
• freak
• out
• terminator
• salvation

[ashleymulder]

love it! SO F@CKIN' AWESOME!! lol

[xcircles]

Thank you. I see what U are getting @. :-)

Mulder is in the Dog House and he doesn't have treats

[XtremeDarkSpace]

Wow! THIS is different - I LOVE this different! Perfect editing and synchronization. Doggett throwing Mulder up against the wall - Something SEXY about that! The skiping down the hall outtake makes you want to THROW Mulder against the wall, yourself!!!!

SEXTRAORDINARY! ***Thanks for the name mention - I'm truly honoured! ***

[xcircles]

You're the sweetest thing. I guess this is what they would call getting dogged. Expect more corny puns :-)

[AdaPiper]

Well! This is.. different! XD At first I felt really disturbed and thought I'd get a Doggett trauma... :P but then I couldn't stop laughing.

5 stars and a facebook link!

[xcircles]

I really like your comment because if you can't stop laughing, it has definitely accomplished its intended outcome.

[andreaparenti006]

X files always in my heart :D

[novacanis]

wow man, i got scared. agent dogett looks dangerous! but i love him. well done clip.

[Starwind18020]

Annabelle Gish is so fuckin hot

[WatchMyAwesomeVideos]

LOL, not big on X-FILES. Good for it's time & way better then the rip-offs that preceded it (FRINGE is a contender for worst paranormal show on T.V. right now) but I really like the characters on that show & I will every now & then watch reruns on late night SyFy channel if I can't sleep.

Robert Patrick is good in everything

[jeangreydarkpheonix]

hahaha to fing much hehehehe...love it when monica comes in she saved Mulders ass there hehe

[louisaracket]

this is very funny lol

[GlitterFlame89]

Ha ha, that was awesome!

[cappstv]

0:56 he is a demon!

[Satrthere]

omg! even though this vid has a lot of swear words, it's still hilarious! XD whoever made this did a hell of a good job on it!! : D

[manicmea]

No matter how many times I've watched this video it never gets old. I still friggin' love it ;)