Hi. I'm a typical American Christian. Since Rick Perry's ad "strong" came out, and since my hero Herman Cain suspended his campaign due the liberal media's conspiracy to destroy his campaign with false accusations of infidelity, I've decided to relook at Rick Perry's campaign and endorse him for president. After all, who couldn't use a right wing theocracy in America right about now? Forget the Constitution. With unemployment at record levels and 5 perpetual wars, gayness in the military just somehow takes precedence. I don't like gays but I sure don't want them being used as pawns by our military industrial complex. I don't like gays but I don't want them getting married even though 50% of marriages end in divorce these days anyway. Marriage is just too sacred!! With the banning of prayer in school, God isn't allowed there anymore even though he is omnipresent. I mean, we're still trying to figure out how to get him out of the schools without killing all the Christians and hypocrites that give lip service to Jesus or use Christianity as a social status. It doesn't matter that we can constantly be in an attitude of prayer and God consciousness at all times, when the government says something, it must be so. I even love it that Rick Perry wants to build a super NAFTA highway that destroys America's sovereignty. I mean, if we have a right-wing theocracy in America, we can also impose that on Canada and Mexico if we become the North American Union. Who cares about your view of Christianity? Rick Perry knows what's best! Or, at least the Bilderburg group knows what's best. Rick Perry wants us to borrow money from China and give it to Israel because they are our best friend. Never mind that Netanyahu tells us they don't need our assistance. We are forcing our friendship on them because the good book tells us to, right? If, for some reason, Rick Perry's newest ad doesn't put him back in the top tier, my vote will have to be for Newt Gingrich. He bolding talks about the Declaration of Independence mentioning that we are endowed by our creator. He's also against gays getting married so he must be a good Christian man. Never mind that he has a problem with ditching his wives for younger and healthier wives. He's a real man of values and, like Perry, he's all about supporting NAFTA and throwing away our American sovereignty because who else is going to expedite the end times by encouraging a one world government? Vote Rick Perry in 2012 and God bless America!
Ron Paul 2012!
So by "Typical American Christian" you mean "Particular brand of Christianity that the majority of us Christians are opposed to."?
TylerTheJarvis 2 months ago 2
@TylerTheJarvis Exactly. And I'm a Christian. Believe it or not, there are a lot of people that would say something similar to this video with all sincerity.
AmericanWayne 2 months ago
Very good. Is that your real accent?
mutantleaderMobile 3 months ago
@mutantleaderMobile I am Southern but my accent is not nearly this exaggerated.
AmericanWayne 2 months ago