The Mean Kitty Song

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LYRICS:
I got this little kitty about 2 months back
he was the nicest little kitty, now a pain in my crack
This little kitty is a ninja, always stalking my feet
This little kitty is a warrior you know what I mean

he's an evil little kitty look what he did to my hand
tries to get in trouble in any way that he can
I could give this cat a toy, but he'd rather have the wrapper
and I will always give him water, but he still drinks from the crapper

You could lock him in a closet and he just won't care
kitty chews on my shoes and he licks my hair
always scratching on my favorite chair and jumping on the couch
playing in the window sills and tearing through the house

He's so full of energy and easily amused
kitty will attack anything that moves
Causing trouble, starting battles just so he could be a little part of
he's a meanest little kitty so we named him sparta

Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite

Where'd you go
are you stalking me?
are you under the couch, quite possibly
ears laid back so you don't get caught
ready to pounce my leg with everything that you got

I know you're probably watching me from across the room
concentrating contemplating on attacking me soon
You're not invisible kitty, I'm gonna find you first
Come out come out before I make things worse

I've seen where you hide and I know where you've been
Hey kitty why don't you give in
Even if you try to sneak up on me, I'm prepared
Cause I've got my safety gear on and I'm not scared

I think I hear a kitty cat under the bed
I know your making noises just to mess with my head
You can stalk me all you want, but I'm not your pray
cause you always seem to find me first, but not today

Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
Come on out, I'm gonna get you now

I've got 'em cornered
and now he's mine
He's not gonna get away this time
I'll snatch him up fast before he can blink and then...
Aw man! He's asleep in the sink

What is with this cat? I'm confused
He's got a bed, but it's never been used
In every waking moment, kitty's out for the fight
then [fart] next minute kitty's out like a light

How could I let this creature live inside of my home
I gotta keep an eye on him when I'm on the phone
I'm a little afraid to leave this cat all alone
this kitty may destroy everything that I own

Look at him now, I kinda feel bad
He's the best little cat that I've had
and the one big thing I forgot to mention, was that
He wasn't fighting, he just wanted attention

Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
showing love, that's all this kitty does




BEHIND THE SCENES
If you have a cat, I'm sure you can relate, lol. I originally wrote the song because I didn't want to do a simple talking blog about my Sparta's little biting problem and I also wanted to show my friends back home in Turlock what my new place in Thousand Oaks looks like.. BTW, trying to get a cat to perform for a music video... nearly impossible! Thanks for SUBSCRIBING! :D

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[Konts300]

I also never click on someones ads....But im writting from my heart :) Dont you ever wanted to have 6 pack abbs? Pleez do it for yourself -check my channel

[lawcvde]

There are only a select handful of songs in the world and this is definitely one of them. Can I please invite you to just review one thing in my profile? It will be one of the highlights of all you ever did because you will learn how I made $1000 this week so easily. - best song ever i want it on my? ipod

[Moushycows]

OK. THIS IS AN AWESOME CAT. THUMBS UP IF YOU HAVE BETTER CATS. BUT I HAVE CATS, THEY ARE BETTER. BUT SPARTA IS CUTE AND UR SONG IS FUNNY. SO...... THUMBS UP IF U HAVE BETTER CATS.

[AlexWize99]

Is he gay

[natchen73]

Now my cat follows everything Sparta is doing in this video...

[icestorm2334]

my cats like that too XD

once my cat drank the toilet.

he bites me and attacks me

he has his own bed but my cat but he does not use it

But the funniest thing about my cat is that he makes himself wet by drinking in the tap and puts his head under then... Hes well you know his head is wet lol

[LoveJonelleRutland]

Uhhhhh? This guy smh lol

[nicholasmc09]

MY CAT LOOKS JUST LIKE THAT

[nicholasmc09]

FUNNY

[ionlywatchSDTV]

Lol you know your cool when you waste your life on awesome made up songs about cute fighting kitties!! Lol love ya mr safety

[DasFrettchenFreddy]

THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAA.