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Uploaded on Nov 18, 2010

Don't Touch My Junk takes aim at the TSA with its obscene pat-downs and naked body scanners now installed at airports across the USA. Written by Mike Adams (the Health Ranger), a strong advocate of freedom and civil liberties, this song is based on a true story by a traveler named John Tyner who told the TSA, "If you touch my junk I'll have you arrested."

Free download of the MP3 music file at www.NaturalNews.com/music

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  • J242

    They've got shirts with metallic dye that shows up on the screens of those checking the scans. My favorite one is the "Read the 4th amendment pervert" shirt! lol

    Damned youtube, if you check out the site cargocollective . com / 4thamendment

    you'll find a nice retaliation against the screeners and the TSA in general.

    This is NOT spam! It's directly related and I'm not trying to advertise this company, just thought people would get a kick out of the message is all. :)

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  • 0bamasmama

    Ron Paul 2012!!!

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  • TheyAreAmongUs1

    thanks

    

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  • Higzy Teflon

    50 sexual deviants thumbed this video down. Maybe it was TSA agents. Same shit, different title.

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  • duoanimus

    it would be funny if it werent so true

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  • Julie L

    tsa = tolerated sexual assult

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  • Greenjello199

    45 people work for TSA

    

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  • viraltruth1776

    Hey, you need to make a music video of spoofing "Pants on the Ground" from american idol, but instead make it "Hands down your pants, hands down your pants, looking like a fool with their hands down your pants", thumbs up so mike can see!

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  • awsomemagic16

    We must tell the world! DON'T TOUCH MY JUNK!

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  • carolmoore

    Thanks for reminding me why I have NO desire to fly again until this is a FREE COUNTRY!!!

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  • dudefromtheearth

    Hey I bet the people that disliked this work for the TSA and for those who like Nazi style government. Well you're day is coming to an end! Get you're self educated about freedom and quit working for the progress of world government!

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  • RockinRobinMag

    This is my favorite Health Ranger song. It's AWESOME!!!

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