Don't Touch My Junk (the TSA Hustle) song + video by Michael Adams

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Uploaded by on Nov 18, 2010

Don't Touch My Junk takes aim at the TSA with its obscene pat-downs and naked body scanners now installed at airports across the USA. Written by Mike Adams (the Health Ranger), a strong advocate of freedom and civil liberties, this song is based on a true story by a traveler named John Tyner who told the TSA, "If you touch my junk I'll have you arrested."

Free download of the MP3 music file at www.NaturalNews.com/music

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  • They've got shirts with metallic dye that shows up on the screens of those checking the scans. My favorite one is the "Read the 4th amendment pervert" shirt! lol

    Damned youtube, if you check out the site cargocollective . com / 4thamendment

    you'll find a nice retaliation against the screeners and the TSA in general.

    This is NOT spam! It's directly related and I'm not trying to advertise this company, just thought people would get a kick out of the message is all. :)

  • Amendment IV

    The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

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  • Hey I bet the people that disliked this work for the TSA and for those who like Nazi style government. Well you're day is coming to an end! Get you're self educated about freedom and quit working for the progress of world government!

  • This is my favorite Health Ranger song. It's AWESOME!!!

  • You got brother. I'll pass this song on to all I can. The word must spread before we lose all of our dignity.

  • Who the hell sings the song?

  • I told my dad who works for american airlines at the airport, to get a job with the tsa. he laughed and said he and his co-workers make fun of the tsa when there on break. I guess the public arent the only people who hate them.

  • LOL!! Mike I love your passion and dedication. Wish someone would pirate the airwaves like in the 80s but during a political speech; remember the Max Headroom masked pirate? Only they should blast your music vids. Particularly the GMO's one. The searches on GMO would skyrocket!

  • @mruddhav these tsa goons dont find anything

  • Ron Paul 2012!!!

  • "Lordy lordy I declare... Big Brother's in my underwear." Hahaha!

  • But there are those Ignorant beings that say so what don`t you want to be safe????? I say they don`t deserve safety!!!!!

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