Mozzarella

Star of stage and screen, Daphne Rubin-Vega...Sings about her love for Mozzarella Cheese to the tune of Rihanna's Umbrella.
To read Interview go to: http://www.playbill.com/news/article/104785.html

Mozzarella-Lyrics
[VERSE 1]
Been on Broadway
Also known as the Great White Way
Been in the Movies
But I'm not yet a star.
Onstage I was in Rent
Right now I need to vent
In the film I wasn't there
Growing old is just not fair because

[CHORUS]
My Special Skills include Roller-skating
Fresh Mozzarella I like making
I can speak fluent Spanish
Monterey Jack Sprinkled on my favorite dish. Glad to be working more than ever
And that I'm a rock star mother
Come On Let me make you my Mozzarella
I just love making my Mozzarella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Love to make mozzarella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Love to make mozzarella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Love to make mozzarella
(ella ella eh eh eh)

[VERSE 2]
The Critics say, they think that I cannot sing
They say my voice is rough...like I'm choking on a Chicken Wing.
Rocky Horror Picture Show I played another Ho. Didn't get a Tony Nom. Big Fat Magenta Bomb
Because

[CHORUS]
My Special Skills include Roller-skating
Fresh Mozzarella I like making
I can speak fluent Spanish
Monterey Jack Sprinkled on my favorite dish. Glad to be working more than ever
And that I'm a rock star mother
Come On Let me make you my Mozzarella
I just love making my Mozzarella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Love to make mozzarella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Love to make mozzarella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Love to make mozzarella
(ella ella eh eh eh)

[BRIDGE]
Even though I like feta
Mozzarella taste betta
(I Love Brie)
(Not a huge fan of Parmesan)
So Go on taste my Mascarpone
Leave my provolone alone...ALONE
Les Miz!

[CHORUS]
My Special Skills include Roller-skating
Fresh Mozzarella I like making
I can speak fluent Spanish
Monterey Jack Sprinkled on my favorite dish. Glad to be working more than ever
And that I'm a rock star mother
Come On Let me make you my Mozzarella
I just love making my Mozzarella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Love to make mozzarella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Love to make mozzarella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Love to make mozzarella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
It's tasty
Ooh baby it's tasty
Baby I Love Brie, I love Cheeze
It's Tasty
Oh baby tasty
Copyright2007

Inspired by: DRV and L. Hogan

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Daphne
• Rubin-Vega
• Rubin
• Vega
• Musical
• Theatre
• Theater
• Broadway
• Mozzarella
• Umbrella
• Cheese
• Playbill

[totsiepop12]

wtf???

[Kinghercules]

this is some bullshit. I dont know who the bitch is and dont care. Just show the fuckin cheese making!!!

[megamyou]

dahhh fuckkk?

[chawni1031]

heh. well i watched about 30 secs of this vid. i wanted to learn about cheese lol.. not watch this weird crap

[jimmyrotella]

omg this is hilarious!

u call it muzzarella, mazzarilla, mozarrrela and mas'carp'on'e lol

[xxRinaBabyyxx]

My 4 year old cousin sings under my mozzarella,

or under my mortadella!!

[allush29]

So... what did u but in the milk???

[desertsonata]

Lmfao. Great video.

[54spiritedwill54]

hehe awesomeness

[piedusteater]

WOOO I love this!