I am NOT ...... !!

Translation:

I'm not pregnant! Not pregnant! Not pregnant!! Okay... Funny, I just added pictures to transfer to an internet e-mail, webpage and Yahoo album few years ago and I sent my pictures to my friends from Japan, Malaysia,South Korea & Hong Kong. They live far away from here. I know them well... They are all deafies... Of course, I sent them my pictures about my trip to Toronto, Canada. Later on, they looked around my pictures and they said, "cool pictures ". Some of them knew and understood about my tummy was just bump, but just Malaysian and Hong Kong friends. They said, "Oh pregnant!" with shocked reacts. That's terrible assumed! Then they told anyone in Malaysia and Hong Kong deaf friends like good news. They thought I was pregnant and they were happy to see, however they thought I didn't inform them that I was pregnant and married. Blah... One day, I thought I decided to check my emails because I didn't check since a week. I went ahead to check my emails and surprised about my friends sent me a ton of emails!! I thought they missed me a lots. I was like something is funny... I kept opening emails and I was like wtf?! I wasn't pregnant! I never would get pregnant! What were they talking about?! I thought it loud, " I'm NOT pregnant!! How could they say that?! " Then I e-mailed them back and why they thought I was pregnant? They said, "We saw your pictures with your tummy looked like pregnant! " They showed me 2 pictures of me that they thought. Ah, I told them that I wasn't pregnant and I wasn't taken!!! I am still single! My stomach was just bump because I worked office like sat and not moved! That's how my tummy gained! I should work out! Help, help and help me for work out!!! LOL!!

PLEASE LISTEN, I AM NOT PREGNANT! BUT WHEN I MARRY A MAN, I WILL GET ONE! UNDERSTAND!!! LOL.... THANKS, EVERYONE. SMILE.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• deaf
• american
• sign
• language
• asl
• bump

[Gilraen110]

Lolz, excuse me.. Maybe try early everyday morning do exercise before you going working or done working back home do night do exercise. And or every weekend do like exercise run, walking with dog. I do everyday night run one mile round.

Do you live in Canada? which is state or city?

[heartygal02]

Ha... I did. :)

Yes I lived in BC Canada. So I live here in California with Eric for now.

[SillyMuffin21]

i need to learn ASL...

[DemonHunterAdell]

I can imagine your reaction when you opened up your emails to find they were all congratulating you on being pregnant. And why they all thought that must have truly baffled you. Quite funny. :)

[pupleoxkuh21]

Ofc, not. i knew thats how u feel?

[SuperVladimir51]

i am deaf .....I have many I live in Slovakia mooc a nice but how old are you? ..... and mate nick When you have facebook give me a nick .... Thank you: *

[Aubrora02]

kool like u gettin fat

[joedeafhiphop69]

lol act funny they thin k you are preggy and nwo they are get it mistake alot lol my god oh no

[kisuketimu]

Haha, good one. You made laugh lightly. There are no worries. You can take longer to work out whatever you want to. I give you 5 stars! =)

I go to gym twice per week when I am in college.

[4nueve]

you're sweet N playful