An All-Star intense Scratch N Win event.
Eggman is among the slowest characters and he belongs to the Skill category.
Now watch as I use him race against Mario, Wario, and Sonic! The grand pairing of rivals from the Nintendo and Sega games.
Any idiot should know Dr. Eggman is low-tier and is too fat to be a fast sprinter either.
I got the DS version and did it, but I wanted to record the feat and share with everybody, and ironically on this second successful attempt in the All-Stars race I did even better.
☆ David "Nipplefuck" Medina (also known as Blowjob Boy around here) can't run as fast even if his life depended on it hahaha. He's ugly and girlless, but he's too fat too!
His next secret move is rolling, but when he is done the sky will turn into night and I would have arrived there with my DS doing nothing but kicking his anus face and his pork belly over and over.
So as his controller I have no choice but to choose Dr. Eggman as he's fat also, but, he's actually much more reliable.
SeventhSun 1 year ago