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Jersey Shore Lingo Used:

1. The Situation
2. I'm gonna do me, you do you
3. Fist pump
4. Snookie
5. Grenades
6. Juicehead gorilla
7. Guido
8. Shirt before the Shirt [skirt before the skirt]
9. Come at me bro
10. GTL (Gym Tan Laundry)
11. Cabs are here [Crabs are here]
12. Smush

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  • "I'm gonna call campus security"

    AND NOT A SINGLE FUCK WAS GIVEN THAT DAY

  • That old guy is the ultimate cockblock.

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  • what in the hell is security going to do about someone trying talk to other people

  • What a fuckwad "i dont like it, im gonna call campus security" Dude needs to get laid...

  • What he meant to say was 'I don't like you doing that. I don't like competition'.

  • @MA5551VE Not sure if trolling or just trying to be funny..

  • LIE at 2:40: I don't give my number to people I just met, sorry.This translates to:Do some random bullshit talk for a minute and I'll give you my number then, just because you look hot and no matter what kind person you are - all what it matters is your hot look. Meanwhile I will laugh to your douchebaggy,filled with sex-jokes speech even if it's not funny just to show how you turned me on.I will also pretend like I don't know that all what you want is sex

    PROOF:I'll give you my number.yay.

  • DPS: Double Penetration Society?

    loooool

  • THE ENDING KILLED ME HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • aaaaawh the teacher wanted the small girls for him self...... So jelly!!!

  • @RamirezRoyalty More like the ultimate virgin.

  • "Come at me bro"

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