I love the script! Please consider me for the role of David. I took some liberties with the material, if you don't mind.
And I know what you're thinking: why consider a 24-year-old fat man with a beard for the role of an 8-year-old boy? Well, I'm confident that after seeing my tape, a few rewrites will fix any issues you may have.
- Sir Brandon Allan Hardesty, star of American Pie Presents: The Book Of Love