I'm on a Boat [Diet] Spoof - Shayloss Rap

Dedicated to Shay and Shayloss!
http://youtube.com/shayloss
I thought it would be funny making a spoof video of Lonely Island's "I'm on a Boat" (Just 'coz there's not enough of them on Youtube).

Song Download (mp3):
http://www.mediafire.com/?yfyhmdzmyda
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Thanks to:
http://www.youtube.com/summerluv614
http://www.youtube.com/thegingetv

Lyrics:


Im on a diet [on a diet]
Im on a diet [on a diet]
Everybody look at me Im eating only carrots [eating only carrots]
Im on a diet [on a diet]
Im on a diet
Take a good last look at this big fatty belly [yeahh]

Im on a diet motherfather take a look at me[yeahh]
Strictly strictly on a diet with no fat and meat
I usually participate to all you can eat[yeahh]
But thats the past coz I got too much fat on me.[yeahh]

Take a picture, trick [trick]
I'm eating carrots, bitch [bitch]
Im eatin apples bananas tangarines n shit [shit]
You're at mcdonalds
just eatin brownies [youre just eatin brownies]
with some extra large nachos
but you got no broccoli [but you got no broccoli]

Im ridin on my bike doin tricks and shit
pedalin too fast gettin down the fat
But this aint Hollywood, this is real as it gets! [woooo ooohhh]
Im on a diet motherfather dont you ever forget! [yeah yeahh]

Im on a diet and, [and]
its goin slow and.. [and]
I got a big head of cabbage on my plate man, [plate man]
Im the king of the foodchain
all on veggies and shit
If you're eatin fast food
then you sure wont eat good!

--Get the fuck up, this diet is real--
Fuck fries, Im on a diet motherfather [motherfather]
Fuck pizza, I eat tomatoes motherfather [motherfather]
Im eating bread with lettuce motherfather [yeah]
This diet will make me go ageless motherfather [This diet will make me go ageless motherfather]

Hey shay if you could see me now [see me now]
Arms spread wide in the produce isle [produce isle]
Ill be making this all worthwhile [real worthwhile]
Like Shaycarl said, You gotta lose that shay! [you gotta lose that shay]

Yea. never thought Id be on a diet (lets go)
Its a long fresh and healthy basket [yeah]
Shaycarrlll
Look at this, ohhh (all hands on cabbage)
ohh
Never thought Id pull this through
when Id start eatin all this bamboo
Believe me when I say
I ate some hay

Im on a diet [yeahhhh]
Im on a diet [yeahhh]
Everybody look at me Im eating only carrots [eating only carrots]
Im on a diet [on a diet]
Im on a diet
Take a good last look at this big fatty belly [yeaahh]

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Shayloss
• rap
• song
• shaycarl
• shaytards
• dedicated
• I'm
• on
• boat
• spood
• Im
• diet
• T-pain
• lonely
• island
• laughingleaf

[PriSkillet85]

im not to judge but one who takes time outa there day to make fun of someone who is over weight when u got a fat girl in your video

[LaughingLeaf]

@PriSkillet85 where in the song do i diss a "fat" person? I think you didn't understand the purpose of this video :)

[JonnaaH]

awesome ;)

[LaughingLeaf]

thanks!

[Magdalicious00]

lol you're such a dork ;)

[LaughingLeaf]

@Magdalicious00 and you love it :P

[slylink690]

This Is So Motivating!

I'll See You In The Produce Ilse You Guys

I'M ON A DIET! :D

Great Job Guys, Very Proud Of You!

Much Love/Respect!

-Steven

[FrostfoxFilms]

LOL that was Incredibad! Needs more lens flares though, haha!

[MatthewWieler]

Press 4 then 8 to watch pom :D

[rougecards]

LOL I was just watching epic meal time haha

[55223aufal]

as ray william johnson would say "FAKE AND GAY!!" wich it is so i agree with ray on this one!!!!!GO RWJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[imzeinternet]

@LaughingLeaf your band name should be the produce isle

[hunandmun]

WOW SO COOL !!!!!!:D

[septimus341]

Pretty stupid but hilarious!

[mynameisname11]

mother father = win

[awawaw3]

Thumbs up for 'mother father'

[flyingmidget12]

wat a bunch of haterz