Grotesce - Soggy biscuit

"Soggy biscuit"

by the comedy group Grotesce

translation by Censeo

"If you've ever in a group have thought of playing with your thing
I urge you then to listen to this song I now will sing
A wank with friends I guess won't bother God the father much
But when it comes to his own son, a sin it is as such
Don't play the soggy biscuit when Jesus is around
You really think he'd loose, do you? His powers are unbound
so says every apostel and evangelist who's sound
Don't play the soggy biscuit when Jesus is around

When the devil tempted Jesus in this challange man to man
Unsuprisingly he tried to cheet to fulfill his cunning plan
A clothespin he did fasten, tried to clog the path for Christ
to no avail, it sprung away and Satan payed the price


Don't play the soggy biscuit when lord Jesus is around
You really think he'd loose, do you? His powers are unbound
so says every apostel and evangelist who's sound
Don't play the soggy biscuit when lord Jesus is around

Petrus came as third
Marcus got the silver
Judas finnished last
and canceled his ongoing fast

So sing with us of what you've learned from the message of this song
Have biscuits with your coffee, but to spurt on them is wrong

AMEN!

Don't play the soggy biscuit when lord Jesus is around
You really think he'd loose, do you? His powers are unbound
There are so many ways that's made for Jesus to be found
but none of them includes a scene with naked men around
For Jesus says to force someone to eat cum isn't sound
so don't play soggy biscuit when lord Jesus is around
so don't play soggy biscuit when lord Jesus is around
so don't play soggy biscuit when lord Jesus is around"
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This is made by a comedy group from Sweden called "Grotesce".
I thought I'd give this comedy a more vast audience by translating this scetch to english

ps. clothespin is more known as clothespeg in GB

What is soggy biscuit? I'll quote a part from wikipedia here:
Soggy biscuit, cummy biscuit, limp biscuit, Soggy Sao, sticky biscuit, pass the cracker, seamens biscuit, gross toast or ooky cookie is a male masturbation game reportedly played in typically teenage male-oriented groups. The participants stand around a biscuit masturbating until ejaculating onto it; the last person to do so must eat the biscuit.

As much as possible I tried to translate directly and rhime where they rhime at the same time.
On occation it is not a direct translation due to the problems to find rhimes.
Nevertheless, the spirit of what they sing I believe is pretty much there in every phrase ;)

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Christianity
• Jesus
• Christ
• evangelism
• funny
• comedy
• scetch
• atheism
• atheist
• swedish
• sweden

[iIoveMusic]

Lol grotesco ftw. but what he said in the begining isnt stomach problems he said "dam u suck bergren" och vad finna det för likhet mellan finska och svenska o.0 möjligtvis norska men även om det finns många vid finlands kust som snackar svenska är det inte mer likt.

[Censeo]

Finns inte mycket likheter mellan finska och svenska nej. Tror någon undrade varför jag översätter till svenska när jag kommer från Finland, så han/hon kanske inte är medveten om en minoritet av svenskspråkiga i Finland. Först hörde jag inte vad han i bilen sa, sen hörde jag "Vad dålig du är Berggren" men orkade inte ändra. Man kan ju tänka att han prata fysiskt ;)

[rv186rs]

Finnarna kom till skandinavien via rysslan(exact vart ifrån är ökänt tror jag) med samerna och andra stammar, medans svenskarna, norrmännen, götarna och danskarna kom via tyskland och därför alla är Germaner, men eftersom att Finland så läng var en del av Sverige Proper så är svenskan fortfarande viktig i Finland.

[Censeo]

Helt rätt. Finlandssvenskarnas förfäder är de svenskar som flyttade till Finland för att administrera detta län som hörde till Sverige på den tiden.

[RadicalWhig]

I used to share an apartment with two Finns. They are the most bizzare, most amazing, most crazy, nation on earth!

[Censeo]

lol, awesome! I can imagine some things being weird to others, like the fact that it's no biggie to sit naked in the sauna with strangers, both males and females :)

[rv186rs]

@Scallywag1AIK Ryssar kommer från många ställen. Men om du inte vet att Finnar och Samer har samma ursprung så undrar man ju nästan. Dessutom måste jag säga att eftersom att min kommentar är 1 år gammal varför stör du mig äns?

[Scallywag1AIK]

@rv186rs jag skulle vilja se vad det är för literatur du har läst när det gäller vart finnarna kommer ifrån.. Ryssen kommer ju ifrån asien tillsammans med samerna medans finnarna kommer från europa..

[voooooooos]

Grotesce are from Sweden:) Though Finland and Sweden are almost the same, except the language, Finland's healthier patriotism, and the fetish Finns have with knives and saunas;)

Du ska aldrig runka bulle med herren Jesus krist!...

[hoss1962]

Incedible - but why?