The Life of the Rich and Famous: Part Two: In the Dog House

(Brad Pitt and Dr. Butter ran into the police station.)

Brad: (yelling) Where's my wife?!? What have you done to her!?!?

Female Cop: Is she the physco, that attacked a poor, innocent, citizen of the world?

Dr. Butter: That would be her.

Brad: Well where is she?!?

Famle Cop: She's locked up. She's being charged for assault.

Brad: (angry) What,are you insane??

Female Cop: No, but she is!

Brad:That poor, innocent, citizen of the world, who happens to be my wife, shouldn't be locked up. She might have OUR twins any day now. And besides she's a nice person.

Female Cop: Yeah a nice person who brings joy to the world by attacking random people with fake flamingos.

Brad: Well she's be having mood swings lately. You know what it's like to be carring a little baby in your wound.

Female Cop: No I don't. I'm not able to have kids.

Brad: Oh well I'm sorry for your losses that never could have be. But I can I at least see my wife???

Female Cop: And why would I do that??

Brad: Cuz I'll give you one of my adopt kids!!

Female Cop: OWWW!!! Can I have SHILOH!!!!

Brad: You got her!

Female Cop: Oh GOODIE!!! My husband is going to be so happy he'll jump off a clif with pure joy!!!! ( sighs) I can just see him noe laughing as a takes a leap off the clif and on towards the ice cold water!

Brad: Thats great. But can I see my wife NOW!!!

Female Cop: She's on your left.

(Brad and Dr. Butter run to Angelinas cell.)

Angelina: Thank goodness you're here!! My water just broke!

Brad: (gasping for air) I'm going to need another paper bag!

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