How to do Magic #1

A simple card trick.

Remember the two cardinal rules of magic: Never do the same trick for the same people more than once, and never EVER tell them how the trick was really done.

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[BloodspillingSam]

WITCHCRAFT ! WITCHCRAFT! WE'VE FOUND A WITCH ! MAY WE BURN HER ?

[DaMagiCraven]

@BloodspillingSam I'm male, so it would be "warlock." Except this isn't black magic, this is a simple card trick. It's not even deception, given I'm blatantly showing you how it is performed. The fact that the idiot atheist gets his image of Christians from an old Monty Python skit actual explains quite a bit about you guys, now that I think about it.

[BloodspillingSam]

@DaMagiCraven Are you braindead or something...? It's called humour. Google it. Anyway, Monty Python is not where I get this perception of Christians, I get it from flippin' History. Yeah, turns out that whole "witch burning" thing was real, not just some crazy pythonesque idea. The idiot atheist actually knows what he's talking about and has a fucking sense of humour. Get over yourself : God is dead.

[DaMagiCraven]

@BloodspillingSam For it to be humor it would have to actually be funny. You're not funny, you're an idiot. An angry one at that. The way the idiot atheist loves to simplify history and blame Christians for every problem they've ever had does make me smile though. So I guess you do still make me laugh, even if you have the wit and humor of a dead man.

[BloodspillingSam]

@DaMagiCraven History book. I wouldn't blame all the evils of History on Christianity, but it would be stupid to ignore the witch burnings, the Inquisition and the crusades. You want proof that you haven't evolved from then on? You're calling all atheists "idiots" for being atheists. Doesn't the Bible say "Judge not, lest you be judged"? I believe it does. Sir, either read your goddamn Bible and abide by it, or don't call yourself a Christian. Get a brain and figure out what you are.

[BloodspillingSam]

@DaMagiCraven So... Monty Python is not equal to humour...? The most influential comedy masters of the century... aren't humouristic? Are you stupid? I'm not angry, I'm lmao here. You're not a christian, sir. You don't love your enemy, you don't turn the other cheek. You act like a non-believer is what I'm saying. And I'm not blaming christianity for all the evils in History, I blamed them for one thing : the witch burnings. They happened. They were the Church's work. If you disagree, buy a

[DesertLaser]

LOL! FIve stars!

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