Miss Cleo vs. Milan RuPaul's Drag Race 4

Now on Itunes! Yayyy! Download THE MISS CLEO SONG! I wrote this song regarding a disgruntled caller "TOSHA JONES" response to Miss Cleo. I LOVE Ru by the way. It's all in fun. Don't get it twisted. This is vintage footage that was shot BEFORE youtube existed.

Chorus
Miss Cleo Miss Cleo Miss Cleo
Miss Cleo I Don't think you really know
Miss Cleo
Miss Cleo Miss Cleo
Miss Miss Miss Miss Cleo
I don't think you really know

Lyrics:
I called you for my free reading
But nothing about it was free
I waited a long time on the phone
Before you talked to me
You said that you were number 1
You said you were the best
I asked you if I'd be rich
And you flipped a card then you said yes
Now don't get me wrong Miss Cleo
You may have some kinda light
But I just got my phone bill today
And BITCH you ain't right
Now i a'int gone pay this phone bill
Cause the cards didn't say it would be this high
So when you don't get your money honey
You should know don't ask me why

Chorus:
Miss Cleo Miss Cleo Miss Cleo
Miss Cleo I Don't think you really know
Miss Cleo
Miss Cleo Miss Cleo
Miss Miss Miss Miss Cleo (pick up da phone)
I don't think you really know

Verse 2
C'mon Miss Cleo
Let's Be real
You like to put on a show
Do you believe we think you talk like that
Mmm you know we know

Miss Cleo i think what you're doing is wrong
Low down dirty and rotten
But i'll give you one chance to prove me wrong
Tell me where is Osama Bin Laden

Uh huh I don't believe you telling the truth
About anything you have to say
Cause you never mentioned my phone bill
So I'm telling you I ain't gone pay

Now this is your first reading Miss Cleo
And i'm giving it to you for free
So don't come calling my house no more
You don't wanna fight with me

Chorus
Miss Cleo
Miss Cleo Miss Cleo
Miss Cleo (hello)
I Don't think you really know
Miss Cleo
Miss Cleo Miss Cleo
Miss Miss Miss Cleo
I don't think you really know
Miss Cleo Miss Cleo Miss Cleo Miss Cleo
Miss Cleo
I Don't think you really know
Miss Cleo
Miss Cleo
Miss Miss Miss Cleo
I Don't think you really know

Miss Cleo is my brother straight or gay?
Tell me
What do the cards say?
Miss Cleo
Will I ever find a man?
I'm so tired of having to use my hand
Miss Cleo
My throat is really dry
Tell me
Is that how it's suppose to feel?
Miss Cleo
RuPaul said you better work is she getting work?
Where is her new record deal?
Miss Cleo
Why is Miss Thing so thin?
Why does she look like a tack?
Did her man get her that way?
Is she REALLY smokin' crack?
Miss Cleo
Why is love and peace and harmony
Such a thing of the past?
And can I get a record deal too
If I have fake breast and a nice ass?

HA HA
Miss Cleo Miss Cleo
Miss Cleo
I Don't think you really know
Miss Cleo
Miss Cleo Miss Cleo
Miss Miss Miss Cleo
I Don't Think You Really Know

Miss Cleo (pick up the phone girl)
Miss Cleo Miss Cleo
Miss Miss Miss Cleo
(I ain't waitin no mo)
Miss Cleo
(I don't think you really know)
Miss Cleo
Miss Miss Miss Cleo
Miss Cleo
Miss Cleo
Miss Miss Miss Cleo
I DON"T THINK YOU REALLY KNOW

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[Dannywjohnson]

This never gets old :)

[thegeminishow]

@Dannywjohnson Thank you Danny! That speaks volumes to me and I sincerely appreciate it!

[thesisguy]

OMG, Myrtle Mae Urkel LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!

[momotaytay123]

This video is off the hook I swear.

[CuteFlyingPanda]

I used to think this was about her neighbor or sum... UNTILL I SAW THE COMMERCIAL. IT GOT SO MUCH MOOORE FUNNY :)

[Leroy2Lulu]

HAHAHAA THE BITCH IS CRAZY

[prestonasmith]

I love the "lick, lick, tit, tit" thing! I laugh every time I see it!

[thelyricsolowolf]

I love this video!!!!!!!

[cangruuv]

That shimmy is #PRICELESS!! LOL

[Argyl3Phanat1k]

The day Osama was found, I cracked the fuck up as I rememberred this from years ago! Definitely got the side eye from my coworkers. This is classic!

[bebe71pr]

Love it That fucking Video..... Jajajajajjaja she so funny jajajajajajjaajjaja I gonnet Piiiiiiiiii