Jacob Pacek - (It Was Moldy) KFC (Just A Dream - Nelly Parody)

LYRICS:

I was thinking about pork
Thinking about beef
Thinking about fish
What I'm gonna eat
Open up my fridge
And I saw some KFC

Take it off the top rack
Open it up
Take a quick sniff
Dang it's getting' old
Pulled tears from my eyes, yeah
It was moldy KFC

It was in the fridge now it's gon' be in garbage
Can't even remember the freaking time that I bought this
Last week or some time in August
Now I think it's alive (Just eat me)

Smell got to my brain, now I can't think
I think it talked to me, am I just crazy?
Cuz I can still smell it in air
The green blob of slime with a couple little hairs

This biscuit, this roll
Potatoes no more
If I eat them, I'll puke
But they still look so good


I was thinking about pork
Thinking about beef
Thinking about fish
What I'm gonna eat
Open up my fridge
And I saw some KFC

Take it off the top rack
Open it up
Take a quick stiff
Dang it's getting' old
Pulled tears from my eyes, yeah
It was moldy KFC

And when I open up the fridge it goes back when I turn around
why the heck is it appearing on the second shelf?
It looks so old and moldy but gosh dang I can't resist
Oh my god, why did I eat this?

Didn't listen to my conscious, so I guess I got my payback.
On my bathroom floor I'm thinking all about my mishap
Shh! Be quiet it's talking again
(Eat some more of me!)
I think it's coming from the trash


It only happens everytime that I'm alone
And now I'm chicken, and I'm wishin' it'd get out my home
But now I'm having nightmares
And daydreams about the food
That stupid food

I was thinking about pork
Thinking about beef
Thinking about fish
What I'm gonna eat
Open up my fridge
And I saw some KFC

Take it off the top rack
Open it up
Take a quick stiff
Dang it's getting' old
Pulled tears from my eyes, yeah
It was moldy KFC

If you've ever had KFC put your hands up
If you've ever eaten taters put your hands
Have you ever eaten mold because it talked to you just like me?
(r1x)
And now they're back again and you just wish that they could leave you alone



If you ever loved somebody put your hands up.
And now they're gone and you wish you could give them everything.

I was thinking about pork
Thinking about beef
Thinking about fish
What I'm gonna eat
Open up my eyes
And it was only just a dream

And I was thinkin about pork thinking about beef thinking about fish
And what im gonna eat
Open up my eyes
And it was only just a dream

Category:

Music

Tags:

• KFC

[MrTheDaanss]

AUTOTUNE!!!!

[jacobpacekvideos]

@MrTheDaanss Okay, yes there is autotune. But I'm a singer. I don't need it to sound good...actually I was just about to film a live video for proof.

[boystar08]

Yo Good song lovin In and im thinking about KFC aswelll! dude.

[jacobpacekvideos]

@boystar08 hahaha love the comment! thanks a lot dude!

[icekieran22]

i was listening to this song

and noticed u used autotune

so i turned off

it was $hit

go sing propely!

[adamtogood24]

THIS SONG WAS A GOOD

[213noah]

Justin Biebers or what ! ? lol

[CombatLover100]

I was thinking about food thinkin about meat thinkin about us wat we gonna eat ,open my eyes yeahit was only kfc, my bucket my fries,fuck churcks my life.

[LethalxLee]

@jacobpacekvideos is that why your voice cracked so damn much? lol every time you did the KFCCCCCC.c.CCcc your voice would crack. XD

[gifnoice]

How much did you earn from KFC for the advertiment? xp

[xXXCoolOne55xXX]

I was thinking bout food

I was thinking bout meat

I was thinking bout chicken

and what we're gonna eat

then i closed my eyes

and i found some kfccccccc

[MrKpomaster]

it sound like jb singing

[fyodental]

@Jazminee97 100%, Especially cause i was talking to some friends.. Kept changing tabs xD

[Mrawsomevideos3]

is the ugly girl in the coner supposed to be J.B?