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Uploaded by on May 25, 2007

The New Music Video for the 1986 classic "Dare" from the ORIGINAL Transformers the Movie. Written by Stan Bush. THE ONLY LIVE ACTION VIDEO AVAILABLE.... POSERS BEWARE

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  • Holy God, this can't be real... this is a MacGruber skit, right? I mean...if someone is so desperate to get into show-business that they're willing to participate in this 1-day-no-script video shoot, for chrissakes save your dignity and just do porn. Have some self respect.

  • @Kinison28911 Ok You're right. Here's how my foray into pr0n will start...

    INT: Kinison28911's mom's room

    ME walks over to Kinison28911's mom as she slumps in her rascal scooter watching judge judy. She eagerly paws through her bag of cheetos... chew chew chew... resembling a milk cow... udders a'swaying in the breeze.

    ME " Say Mrs. Kinison28911's mom... I never noticed how hot your mouth looks covered in cheese dust."

    Kinison28911's mom " nom nom nom" BLANK STARE

    ME " mmhmm (ZIP)"

  • @DogmanFilms Wait, wait, are you saying you actually had something to do with this abortion of a video and are now personally hurt by my comment?? Holy crap, I thought it was all done by the Stan Bush guy, but YOU are responsible? Or at least feel like its your responsibility to defend it?? Bwahahahahaha!! Only someone who takes this garbage personally would be in to 70-year-old-woman porn! You rock!

  • @Kinison48911 Continued:

    KINISON48911 ENTERS via the back door of his trailor. Wobbling with his crutches and over sized fetal alcohol head shrouded by a crash helmet. His (far too) narrow gaze raises to see ME and his mother engaged in greasy cheese slime wizardry.

    KINISON48911 "muhhhh? waaahhuuu?"

  • Continued...

    Kinison28911's mom takes out her dentures as strands of orange slime hang in defiance of almighty gravity. ME turns around and looks KINISON48911 straight in the eye and farts in Kinison28911's mom's mouth.

    ME " Aw yeah!"

    KINISON4891 stands wobbling for a moment of brief (if futile) defiance. Shits his pants and falls to the floor. KINISON4891 begins slapping his own face and crying. Snot soiling his Dragon Ball z shirt.

    ME " Kamehameha"

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  • I´m stuck somewhere between horrifed and awestruck because of this video... guess I´ll just fav it ^^

  • Holy Crap its Nikki Sixx son, cool video

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  • Thanks for doing this man! It made me smile

  • @Kinison48911 leave the man alone

  • makes me think of kanchelskis.seeing as no1 dare try and catch him ;)

  • hahah fuckin hilarious

  • jajajajaj great video

  • haha now theres a good one good work :)

  • absolute win my man...bravo!

  • everytime I see this I laugh my ass off, respec to the dude in the vid, you funny funny man

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