Banned Veggie Love PETA Super Bowl Ad

As Far as i can tell, i need to be a Vegan, according to PETA that is. I mean to have a sex drive and be horny 24/7 just by eating veggies! thats my game. i get my freak on in this, close your eyes!

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original Video here:
http://www.peta.org/content/standalone/VeggieLove/Default.aspx?c=pbsaec09


Spoken part of video:

According to a Recently Banned Super bowl Ad by PETA
PETA wants me to believe that Vegans are nothing more than a group of sex starved nymphos pining away for my engorged carrot stick.

And Peta also wants me to believe that if i give up the Beef
72 Hot and Horny, celery stalk munching virgins will await me in the Garden Of Vegan

I am reconsidering my carnivorous ways
I never realized that the way to strong, heart pounding sex
was by catching a ride on the garden truck.
i wonder how many times i have walked down the Isles of Harvest never noticing the wenchs sweaty hands sliding across the smooth soft skin of a nice, curvy and fat cucumber.
All the while whispering their desires for me to come hither, come hither
I am ready for my transformation, i am ready to be taken, pull me off the carnivore shelf, let me tip toe thru your bed of lettuce, i'll let you munch my stalk of celery to be your veggie fun boy, your vegan boy toy.

i am waiting here for you, call me?

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Song title
I want IT

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[Taitmomma]

HA! that was funny, but truth be told, vegetarians have a lower life expectancy. They dont get the good stuff from the meat which helps you live, and I hunt them down and kill them for being idiots :)

[themightythor1212]

OH MY!! thanks for watching!

[MooseCow5]

im i devoted vegitarian, and i basically live on soy. yum..... not. you can live a healthy lifestyle being vegitarian. (besides, i think ive made up for all the digusting soy ive eaten in potato chips and chocolate) but i luv the animals, so i make the sacrifice. anyway, i luv the vid. funny!

[themightythor1212]

haha thanks for watchingi appreciate your comments!

[Chugalg]

I love meats. I eat them more than veggies, and I always will. If anything, I would become a meatitarian, and die happy. Also, vegans are not healthy, NOT eating a balanced diet is less healthy than having some meat.

On a lighter note, amazing video, totally true, loves every second of it.

[themightythor1212]

thanks! appreciate your great comments and view!

[miniviolin]

@Taitmomma Vegetarians and vegans have a lower life expectancy because they're not pumping preservatives and drugs from animal products into their bodies. It's the price you pay, I suppose.

[destroyedklkk]

Being a vegetarian doesn't mean you live longer that's stupid a balanced healthy diet with moderate portions

[TubeOfLaughes]

OMG I laughed so much! And cringed. And laughed! (and then cringed some more)

[KalAllBea]

I have 2 freezers filled with Pork and Chevron. I must be the biggest turnoff ever.

[berrybriana7]

@Taitmomma lol vegetarians have the highest life expectancy please read more before posting :) thank u meat lover<3

[worthwatching21]

i dont know why i hate you so much.

[chelsx39113]

If you're talking about protein, there are natural healthier ways to get it, Whole grains, legumes, nuts, tofu, soy milk, hummus, falafels, veggie burgers, bean burritos, pad thai – just to name a few. The real issue at hand is where you get your protein, as it’s most likely from the body of a sick, suffering animal raised for the sole purpose of selling cheap, unhealthy food.

[Chugalg]

@chelsx39113 Oh yeah, I love not getting essential vitamins, minerals, and other nutrients without eating man made pill, or modified foods. Not 100% sure how you think this is healthier... but ok?

[chelsx39113]

@Chugalg Vegetarian and Vegan diets are the healthiest lifestyle there is, Vegan more. Unless of course you like the taste of the steroids and antibiotics in meat.