"The Clydesdale" This is when you put (not too sticky) tape on the bottom of your cats feet so it picks up it's feet to a very high point when it walks somewhat similar to a clydesdale horse that has had weights removed off it's hoves.
"The Splunker" This is when your cat decides to explore a dark cobweb infested area. ie under a deck or in a basement. To achieve The Splunker when your cat emerges it's face is covered in cobwebs and dust.
"The Cat-aract" This is when your cat is in such a relaxed position that it's inner eyelid slides over which makes your cat look like it had solid white cataracts like a zombie or a blind person.
"The Commando" This is when your cat is extremely afraid of thunder and lightening and will put its body literally millimeters away from the floor and commando crawls to a safty bunker or beneath your bed or sofa.
"The Chariot" This position is obtained when the cat has an ichy bum and projects its back legs forward and out and uses it's front legs to pull forward to drag their butt or, chariot forward. You can achieve this by letting your cat eat hair and/or grass.
We have called your "kitty loaf of bread" as "taxi cab" because it looks like a parked taxi waiting for a fare (with wheels and sleeping driver to boot).
Anyway, just saying, this has already been established as "taxi cab" for decades, so there is no changing it.
my meower does the "loaf of bread" which i call the hen, the sphynx, the tower, the satelite and "fried eggs" which is when she lays on her side kinda flattened w/ her 4 legs outstreched. however my husband only loves animals that sleep in the shape of a ball (which she sometimes does) and solid colored ones.
"The Clydesdale" This is when you put (not too sticky) tape on the bottom of your cats feet so it picks up it's feet to a very high point when it walks somewhat similar to a clydesdale horse that has had weights removed off it's hoves.
JohnnyMackinrow 6 months ago
"The Splunker" This is when your cat decides to explore a dark cobweb infested area. ie under a deck or in a basement. To achieve The Splunker when your cat emerges it's face is covered in cobwebs and dust.
JohnnyMackinrow 6 months ago
"The Cat-aract" This is when your cat is in such a relaxed position that it's inner eyelid slides over which makes your cat look like it had solid white cataracts like a zombie or a blind person.
JohnnyMackinrow 6 months ago
"The Commando" This is when your cat is extremely afraid of thunder and lightening and will put its body literally millimeters away from the floor and commando crawls to a safty bunker or beneath your bed or sofa.
JohnnyMackinrow 6 months ago
"The Chariot" This position is obtained when the cat has an ichy bum and projects its back legs forward and out and uses it's front legs to pull forward to drag their butt or, chariot forward. You can achieve this by letting your cat eat hair and/or grass.
JohnnyMackinrow 6 months ago
bread basket. (loaf of bread in a basket)
jinxdakitti 1 year ago
We have called your "kitty loaf of bread" as "taxi cab" because it looks like a parked taxi waiting for a fare (with wheels and sleeping driver to boot).
Anyway, just saying, this has already been established as "taxi cab" for decades, so there is no changing it.
But thanks.
renegadereposter 1 year ago
lol ima catloaf lmao
DaveOrdref00 1 year ago
my meower does the "loaf of bread" which i call the hen, the sphynx, the tower, the satelite and "fried eggs" which is when she lays on her side kinda flattened w/ her 4 legs outstreched. however my husband only loves animals that sleep in the shape of a ball (which she sometimes does) and solid colored ones.
queenwinterkat 2 years ago
exept i called it a kitty meatloaf.
rather than loaf of bread.
fissionmailedd 3 years ago