He's Homsar

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"He's Homsar" by Ultraklystron, with a Homsar tribute video. (Yes, I made some of the clips.) Homsar is copyright The Brothers Chaps, and the song copyright Ultraklystron.

Go to http://homestarrunner.com/ to see the official toons.

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Lyrics:
People say he's not that bright
But I think he seems all right
He may not be very fast
But they save the best for last

Can't be killed by a Heavy Lourde
Can't be killed by a brand-new Ford
Can't draw consummate V's
Probably doesn't know majesty, but

He's Homsar, a song from the sixties
He was raised by a cup of coffee
Claims to be tall as a million ladies
Doesn't know when The Jeffersons is starting
He's Homsar, he's hugging all the trees
Always calls potato chips hot wings
When you watch as his jengaship is sinking,
No one knows what he's really thinking

He is the sight to behold
He will do as he is told
He is always on the scene
Especially on Halloween

He's got a Nokia Phone SugarStage
Likes to sit around and get real paid
Strong Bad would like to hit him with a hammer
Homsar would just like to meet Kelsey Grammer

Homsar, a song from the sixties
He was raised by a cup of coffee
Claims to be tall as a million ladies
Doesn't know when The Jeffersons is starting
He's Homsar, he's hugging all the trees
Always calls potato chips hot wings
When you watch as his jengaship is sinking,
No one knows what he's really thinking

Homsar, a song from the sixties
He was raised by a cup of coffee
Claims to be tall as a million ladies
Doesn't know when The Jeffersons is starting
He's Homsar, he's hugging all the trees
Always calls potato chips hot wings
When you watch as his jengaship is sinking,
No one knows what he's really thinking


Thanks to T3H CH3K7 888 for helping with the lyrics.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Homsar
• Tribute
• Song
• Ultraklystron
• Homestar
• Runner
• NintendoNerr

[orkkilla5589]

DEUUUAAAAGH YOU SUUUNNNKKK MAAAAA JEEEEEEENGGAAA SHIIIIIPPP!!!!!

Your jenga ship? Homsar were playing connect four!!!

Homsar translation: Darnit! And I was JUST about to win!!!

[mugenfan99]

YOU'RE A REAL STATE TROOPER!

[Smecksee]

Homsar. He's captain of the gravy train.

[zeekyblahIV]

Homsar always seems to be getting upstaged by the other characters in HR but I don't think we need mind him, as he's just a friendly reminder.

[zeekyblahIV]

What is are the "likes to get real paid," "hugging all the trees," and "like to meet Kelsey Grammer," in reference to?

[darroth42]

I'D watch a kid's show starring him.

[abchasi27]

Hey, Reggie! Is that rhinoceros around?

Climb aboard, I put ma best foot flowered.

I'm a little light in the leftovers.

I'm a knock-knock joke about jogging suits.

[GarioMan100]

I blew it man! I lose mah touch!

[numanumagirl123]

DUUUUUAAAAAAAH!IM A SONG FROM THE SIXTYS!DUUUUUUUUAAAAAAH!I WAS RAISED BY A CUP OF COFFEE!i love homsar my older brother and i make fun of him all the time lolz

[mrdylan1019]

Fhqwhgads

[SuperNoahZark]

10 people got killed by a Heavy Lourde.