Message to the Creators of South Park

RE: Snooki

This message is to the creators of South Park.
I'm really offended by your latest episode featuring "Snooki".

I mean at first glance, sure, it looks like you're making fun of Snooki.
But deep down, everybody knows that you're actually making fun of me.
And it hurts.

Snooki may be some dried up chunk of Jersey rubber, but me?
I'm a real person! And I have feelings too.

As if you think I don't have a hard enough time growing up.
I didn't ask for these ears, okay?
I suffer with a localized case of Elephantitis, okay?
You don't think I grew up with kids asking me what raped my mother,
in order to make me?
Well I did, okay!

And your stupid episode makes me look like some sort of illiterate monster.
You know what?
I can read! And I can talk, too.

Maybe I like being tanned.
Maybe I was born like this.
So is that a crime? Being Latino?

Didn't they ever teach you in school not to be racist?
It's not funny!
I can't help being the way I am.

There's nothing wrong with my makeup, either.
What? All the other girls can wear makeup.
But I can't? Because I was born with an ear defect? And tanned skin?

I'm trying my best.
So South Park, thanks for ruining my life.

You know you've lost a loyal viewer today.
You guys are stupid. Your show's stupid.
Go eat muff cabbage!

Smoosh Smoosh.

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Tags:

• Snooki
• South Park
• South Park Snooki
• Complaint
• Jersey Shore
• Complaint against South Park
• Elephantitis

[2dittoz]

dang wtf is with all the dislikes?

[OfficialWeejos]

this calls for a chris crocker video! LEAVE SNOOKI ALONE!!!!!!!!

[coralin378]

ewwwww wtf is that?!!



[ApterousBird]

I really abhor snookie. There's so much wrong with her that I can't even begin to want to talk about~ but this clip was worse. It just wasn't funny. It was almost as annoying as staring at the real thing. •_•

[TheSebastiansebb]

GROW UP!!!!!!

[xXTearsx0fxSorrowxX]

Ur hot

[farknarklson]

ew what the fuck

[thelegacyofjack]

lol

[TheLaserHouseAt8thst]

Fagot

[WigTuts]

@2dittoz

Because it's so painfully unfunny it hurts.

[cowey9765]

f u c k y o u

[lexxorcist242]

Fittest chick on YouTube xxx ;)