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Sesame Street Gangsters Lyric :


SESAME STREET GANGSTER

We hit them hard we roll with the punches
We pimping puppets to hi paying suckers
Mobbing deep up on top of a woolly mammoth
Named Snuphalupagus so what's the damage
What you thinking fool you can't f*** with me
I'm coming to you right out of Sesame Street
I'm a Gangster living in danger
my Spider Sense is tingling It's a funny feeling
Yo what up Bert top of the morning
Herd Ernie kept you up all night snoring
Yeah your roommates such a crazy guy
Herd he jerks off almost all through the night
He laughed and said my drug test failed
He said I'll be going back to jail
Picture this, a jail made of Swiss cheese
A cell full of puppets Sled dog and me.

Kermit the frog don't have nothing on me.
I f***ed his fat girlfriend, Miss Piggy.
Cookie monster stealing my cookies
He's a cock blocker always stealing my nookie
We roll through the night from bar to bar,
I never drink and drive because I don't have a car.
But if I did I'd drive a Benz or a Bentley
With plenty of room for my friends from Sesame

I roll with O-man and all the muppets.
And my bi*** that sat on a tuffet. Molly Mcmuffet
She sat high up on an huge mushroom
I ate it and fried nuts for at least a week or two
Dam green eggs and ham
That's what cooks in my frying pan
Keep on swabbing the deck Mr. Spock
I'm Captain Corn and you missed a spot

SE-SA-ME-street
GANGSTAS
Hittin' the g-spot, we don't fear danger
Born in a manger,
Fraternal twins,
Just like Jesus Christ,
but were white and we sin

SE-SA-ME-street
GANGSTAS
Straight out of o-town, we don't fear danger
Born in a manger,
Fraternal twins,
Just like Jesus Christ,
but were white and we sin

Have you seen us live, we cut it loose
We've got more rhymes than Mother Goose
Or maybe even Dr. Zeus
I can make you cum like I was Dr. Ruth
Claiming SSG all the while,
Look at me and my Sesame Style,
I f you didn't watch our show, as a child
I'll say See you later, Crocodile
Say your ABC's, say them right,
and if you f*** up, fear for your life,
Cause we'll find you and capture you in the dark,
And then bury your body in Sylvester Park.

O.k. girls its time to bend over
Cause the midgets hard and the color of Grover
My purple headed warrior is down for the dance
So get on my lap ,and make me nut in my pants
West Coast Gangsters savoir fair
Throwing our gang sign in up in the air
We have no care we know our shits tight
We're more rare than a virgin on prom night
Sesame Street Gangsters live it's the word
Spitting out Wigga jive with our homie Big Bird
Being lazy pimping it up on the couch
Just got passed a blunt form Oscar the Grouch
Your cribs pretty cool and somehow it relaxing
Makes me want to touch myself like Michael Jackson
I told Oscar your the man,
But tell me how the f*** do I get out of this garbage can?

Sled ??????????????? Dog
Sled??????? Dog
Sled??? Dog
It's Sled Dog, back, on the Sesame scene,
I've got the tool to use to make the Ladies cream,
I'm a Gangster,
Wigga Please,
a respected member of the Sesame Street G's,
I thought you knew,
You say you forgot,
You say you're forgetful Jones,
I think not.
I'm calling bull shit,
I knew that guy,
And he always forgot to zip up his fly.
I'd say XYZ you fake MC
You trying to be down with Corn and me
When are you gonna open your eyes and see
Who rules this street called Sesame

Miss Piggy drinks Pepsi the next generation
And she's down with double penatration
And with out any hesitation she takes me and Sled dog
For a DP and then polishes off our knobs
Don't believe me I have the film to prove
Ms piggy's got 6 sets of boobs
We can gang bang her I that's what you want to do
with any luck Sled brought along a tube of lube
I'll confuse you with my Voodoo
Make you scratch your head like you got lice
I don't think twice its just a roll of the dice
There's money to be made on the streets of Sesame tonight
I eat fig new-tons around the Cookie Monster
just to piss him off
And If he even try's to step
I'll show him the gat' strapped right by my cock
Cause I'm a

SE-SA-ME-street
GANGSTA
Hittin' the g-spot, we don't fear danger
Born in a manger,
Fraternal twins,
Just like Jesus Christ,
but were white and we sin
SE-SA-ME-street
GANGSTAS
Straight out of o-town, we're livin' in danger
Born in a manger,
Fraternal twins,
Just like Jesus Christ,
but were white and we sin...........

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  • Ernie jacked my ipod in an alley in Vancouver. Can anyone tell me how to get to Sesame Street? I want it back.

  • That picture is priceless

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  • This is so funny it's just a joke to me.

  • @latetag BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA xD

  • That's not funny at all! It killed all my childhood memories about Sesame Street

  • Lmfao my friend Devan and David Tabernilla put that as their profile pictures xD

  • tha pre k i grew up in lol

  • You aint from around here dont come around here

  • i went into a simple cookie shop to get sum choc chip cookies, it was there that i was shot by the cookie monster who then stole the cookies for himself, i was then put nto intensive care, can anyone tell me were to find the cookie monster or his hideout so i can get revenge?

  • 2 people r going to get butchered by tha gangstas 

  • @scuds03 Wtf.... o.o

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