Part of Your World - Sung by Florence Nightingwind

Performed by a male! (Yes, you heard right!)

(TAN & AL MAC NOTE: If you want to understand every reference in this, please see other Florence Nightingwind videos. May help explain to you who Petunia is, why Florence can't look in her mirror, why Florence is paralyzed, why she can't have babies, and why she wants to push her unborn baby off a boat. Thanks, and as always, enjoy! P.S.: Yes, that is the one man supplying the voice of Florence, and Gary)

Lyrics: (Al Mac, 2008)
Music: (Alan Menken, 1988)



FLORENCE: Dear Gary...

GARY: Oh, what now?

FLORENCE: Well, first off, why do you have to speak to me in that manner?

GARY: Because you're a fugly bitch.

FLORENCE: Oh, how would you know. Besides, you love me, I know it. Is this because I can't have children?

GARY: Well DURRR.

FLORENCE: It is!? Well that's not very nice. I mean...

GARY: Oh, whatever.

FLORENCE: Oh. Well what you think, friend, who's listening?

#Into song#

Look at my junk,
Ain't it a treat?
Oh, you said no,
Well that's not what Gary thinks
For you see, he is my love,
My love who thinks I'm sexy.

My dear fish cove
Lacking the eggs
Necessary to provide me some babes.
It doesn't matter though cause
My dear Gary loves...:

The way I swim round in the deep end,
Even though I forget I can't swim.
I go: SAVE ME!
And bob up and down till
Someone sighs,
Stretches some,
Then jumps in.

I wanna be just like people are,
Lack social phobias and have some leg use
Maybe one day I can look all cordial and crap.
(Oh dear... No...)

I don't mean the hyper-juice kind,
But the polite, Doris Day-esque manners
And I would love to look in my mirror and see me.

If I could walk, if I could hum
Without scaring passing-by children,
That would be me, who I want to be,
Florence, not Petunia!

What would I give if I could live with eighteen daughters?
That would please me, and my Gary, but not my cooch.
(No) I think my cooch, would them prestoost (protest/press juice)
Since it would split and crack and fall open.
It's quite painful, but quite gainful...
Or so I've been told.

I'm ready for the proverbial whack (oh!)
Of a hoe making my dirt grow plants, and
If it's a boy, it's Fievel, and if a girl, La'rei (cause that's unique for a girl!)

Come on eggs work,
Why are you there
If you just sit for forty odd years?
Go get a job, meet a good sperm
And bloat my sack.

FLORENCE & PETUNIA: Bloat.




(beat, musical continue)




What would I give to see your curled spine in a pap smear and dodgy video of you?
What would I give to have you deck my u... (teris)?

One day you'd walk, hopefully run,
Hopefully NOT away from your mom.
Stay with me please,
You're a little skeeze,
I'll push you off the boat.




(beat, musical continue)




I don't know when, I don't know how,
But I think Gary's knocked me up now!
Wait and you'll see,
Next time I pee,
I'll have (burp) you child!

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• The Little Mermaid
• Alan Menken
• Florence Nightingwind
• Parody
• Comedy