Something Weird Girl In Trouble

TAMMY CLARK is a Girl in Trouble, a Farmer's Daughter from the sticks who runs off to the Big City in search of "glamour, bright lights, pretty clothes, and excitement" but, instead, becomes a maybe-murderess-lingerie-model-turned-stripper named "Jane Smith" in this fun, shot-in-New-Orleans melodrama-with-titty that's sleazy, nasty, and often downright hilarious!
Miss Clark plays Judy Collins, an All-American Girl-Next-Door in love with Johnny, her high-school sweetheart. But despite Johnny being "everything a girl could ask for," she secretly wants "a taste of life" and, figuring Johnny can wait, runs away from home and "takes her first steps toward destruction!" (Said steps are accompanied by wonderfully overwrought, overwritten narration that makes her "destruction" that much more comical.) Hitching a ride from A Stranger, she awakes from a nap with the guy trying to attack her. They fall out of the car and struggle on the ground until she bonks him on the head with a rock: "I didn't know if he was dead or not! I was past thinking!" Stealing his car, she hightails it into New Orleans, checks into a gloriously crappy flea-bag hotel, and tries to wash the blood off her brassiere — "Would I ever feel clean again?" — only to be spied upon by the creepy old codger that runs the place! - Something Weird

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• grindhouse
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[stever1957]

Note the quality of handwriting, grammar, spelling and punctuation of teenagers in those days.

[Lilja124]

@stever1957

Not to mention the fully developed and robust bodies of the "teenagers". Especially the male ones. These days, one would have guessed that the wholesome teenage boy would have been in his mid-30's.

[bobafooz]

Damn!  Children under sixteen? I just made it.

[G1Pops]

She was deeper and meshed till she was shocked

[scotpens]

No, you must be thinking of the Retarded Policeman.

Actually, the "special police" were probably movie ushers dressed in cop uniforms.

[dynamoehummm]

Yeah how's an Uncle to educate and warn his 14 year old niece about the slippery slope into depravity except by taking her to a theatre and show her this movie? No sir, you must wait till she's 15. Its her bday. When? Today. Have a seat then move along.

Creepy creepy creepy!

[fherreraera]

do special police have down syndrome?

[knowot]

AbNoRm!!

[scotpens]

Yeah, she should've stuck with the rodeo guy from Colorado...

[steveasat2]

Judy's seen clouds from both sides now.