Invisible Pink Unicorn Morning, With Rev. Bungle

An evangelical Morning show for the invisible pink unicorn. A parody on the stupidity of christianity.

Also my first ever attempt at a flash animation.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Invisible
• Pink
• Unicorn
• evangelist
• atheist
• bible
• religion
• thiest

[DreamsOfYore]

Fear not for all can be saved. None shall be cast away from the salvation the the flying spaghetti monster. Even the worst of sins can be forgiven if he/she so wishes. Come now and be embraced by his noodley appendage. Spread the word so that all may be welcomed into pastafarian heaven. May his noodley appendage reach out to you. RAmen.

[againstthehumanrace]

Heretic! Blasphemer!! There is only one true god, the invisible pink unicorn! Bow and tremble before her mighty pinkness, renounce you flying spaghetti monster demon and follow the one true faith, or be slain in her name! She, who is so mighty she is both pink AND invisible AT THE SAME TIME!!!!

hehe lol

My imagiary holy-army is bigger than yours :P

[DreamsOfYore]

Fear not for no cholesterol is given for embracing the noodley holy one. No army is needed for his reach is infinite as well as his love and noodley appendages touch everyone. so rejoice and praise the him and you shall be granted wisdom.

The word of the flying spaghetti monster,

RAmen.

[againstthehumanrace]

hmmmmmmmm no cholesterol you say?

lol

[Rhonda9]

hahaha I like this vid. :)

[againstthehumanrace]

Hehe Thankyou. Its my first attempt at animation. Should be another coming soon when I get time to finish it.

[Elvisdogg]

All you FSM ppl are just looking for an excuse to sin.

You will find yourselves on the 42nd level of Hell, where the grass is low and the manure is high, wishing you had given worship to Her Pinkness.

[CommonOddity]

You will see. You will all one day see you were wrong when you find yourself cursed to eternity with the Purple Oyster! IPU FTW!

[Danielezerable]

This whole flying spaghetti monster stuff is a total rip-off from Christianity. It is something that must stop! Can I get an amen?

[bigboy45454545]

@TheMinionMan

Good message Brother. Are you darning your pirate outfit for the December Festival?

May his noodily appendages touch you. Arrrgg!

In his noodliy name.

RAmen

[TheMinionMan]

His holiness the Flying Spaghetti Monster does not wish us to throw away our precious lives bickering over the existence of deities. Have faith, believers, that his noodily appendage keeps us firmly planted! The non-believers will discover the truth whilst contracting VD in the afterlife!

In the name of the noodle, the balls, and the holy sauce,

RAmen

[ReligiousFiction]

I would welcome any coherent information you could present about your religion. Meanwhile, I ask you to search your inward invisible heart of hearts for the truth.

And I don't understand how you can say that you don't believe in the FSM by faith. Surely not every follower has seen the FSM!

[craborama]

Spaghetti did indeed exist long ago, the great flood occured as a result of the glorious one draining his boiled dish whilst whilst absent minded of where his steamy waste water was headed. If you read our text you will know. Would you like a brochure?

[craborama]

You claim to know of her pinkness through faith, yet use science to dispute the existence of the non faith based glorious Spaghetti Monster. Your faith bearing mental faculties have you fooled, logic would tell you the Spaghetti Monster is real because you can see him. There are thousands of artistic renditions.

[ReligiousFiction]

Sadly, it is because you think like a mortal that you cannot understand: She is so great She can be Pink and Invisible at the same time! Don't deny her existence simply because it doesn't make logical sense. It makes sense to your inmost, Invisible being.

Spaghetti, contrariwise, has has been shown by archeology 2ba recent invention. Yes, Asians had rice noodles earlier, but true spaghetti didn't even exist until after Europeans modified wheat. Can't you see, science is on our side!

[craborama]

If he were man made, wouldn't have sent IPU followers to a hell full of southern baptists open air preachers?

[craborama]

I refuse to acknowledge the presence of a pink unicorn, invisible sure, but pink NEVER!! Man did not make Spaghetti, Spaghetti made man in his own image, hence our limbs. He holds you down to the earth so that gravitational pull may never suck you into the black hole yet you dany him? Repent or perish pink sinner!!! The FSM will condemn you with great vengeance into a land of VD and stale beer!!

[ReligiousFiction]

Such pagan male symbols in your religion - balls, strippers, volcanoes spewing intoxicating fluids forth... can't you see that your religion is just an invention by man? I reach out to you in a gesture of solidarity and friendship and pray that you will "see" with your inward eye Her Invisible touch in every aspect of your life.